Naked Man Arrested Was Hiding Computer Mouse

Remember Noah Smith? He was arrested for burglarizing someone's house while on shrooms. The Smoking Gun assumed the "mouse" in his rectum was a rodent; but it turns out it was the kind you click. Still: Uncomfortable, no? » 11/10/10 3:07pm 11/10/10 3:07pm

Naked Man Arrested, Hides Mouse In Rectum

Meet Noah Smith. He allegedly burglarized a home in South Carolina on Saturday night. A scuffle with cops sent him to to emergency room, where a doctor noticed that Noah had a mouse in his rectum. » 11/09/10 2:48pm 11/09/10 2:48pm