"This is the TNT cypher," says Kenny Smith, introducing this incredibly delightful five minutes of the Inside the NBA men struggling to keep up with Nicki Minaj.

It was only a matter of time. We're a week out from Halloween, and between the Ray Rice costumes, the Adrian Peterson costume, and this sexy ebola containment suit, Halloween 2014 is shaping up to be the worst ever.

The inevitable march towards Taylor Swift's new album 1989 continues with a new single, and it's only getting worse: "Welcome To New York" is a gentrification anthem so obtuse it makes one wonder if she is, in fact, trolling at this point. And it calls into question whether rich white-person privilege is, in fact,…

A Ukrainian journalist who has a reputation of being a fucking weirdo was dragged off a red carpet after trying to sneak up behind America Ferrera and stick his head under her skirt. The New York Post is calling this the act of a "prankster" instead of a pervert fucko acting like a garbage person by sexually harassing…

A "Freedom 2 Twerk" party in Michigan has been canceled after the venue owner saw the flyer for the event, which featured an image of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. wearing a gold medallion and flashing a gang sign.

Ever wondered what hanging out in Hell would feel like? Then, boy, do I have good news for you! Glistening tear biscuit Glenn Beck has recently teased that he is organizing a conservative summit that might include the likes of Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. All under one roof! Oh, and the chairs will be…

Everyone's favorite chapter of Young Conservatives of Texas is back with another shitty publicity stunt meant to foster dialogue about the issues at the University of Texas in Austin. After they hit the scene with their Affirmative Action Bake Sale (copied from the College Republicans of UC Berkeley) where they sold…

Much like the Nazis' invasion of Salzburg, Sound of Music, Live! is coming whether we like it or not. Here's a teaser for the live television event that will air December 5th on NBC.

Taco Bell, we need to talk.

BetaDater "helps you diagnose WHY" you're alone and miserable via an onerous-sounding service that could only possibly appeal to masochists and Human Resources reps. No thanks!

Meghaltunk, hazamentünk, mára vége a munkának. Mi, akik már százezer vicces videót láttunk életünkben. Ember nem bírja ki ép ésszel, ahogy egy cseh nő szinte szülési görcsökben fetrengve, a fülébe dugott szívószállal, hallójáraton át szív ki egy korsó sört.

You guys. I am so, so sorry in advance about the information I am about to present to you. But, I mean, do you expect me to just process it alone? All by myself? What of the social contract!?!?

The bodysuit is back in style, says fashion. Hell no, says everyone who doesn't want to have their wardrobes give them yeast infections.

Need a gift for the Tucker Max-reading hipster douchebag in your life? Perhaps you should consider this "How To Make An Ugly Girl Pretty" flask from the folks at Urban Outfitters, where even misogyny is overpriced! [UrbanOutfitters]

Ugh! Actual sentences written without irony: "The Rosa Parks of WomenSports Opportunities." "The Rosa Parks of the wind movement." "The Rosa Parks of smoking weed." [The Rosa Parks of Rosa Parks Blogs]

It doesn't matter that the paper is black-owned and the usage was in the context of an editorial cartoon; it's not right. [Editor & Publisher]

[Tokyo, November 25. Image via Getty]

Ugh. "Eight-year-old girl undergoes treatment for ovarian cancer." More here: [Telegraph]