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12/19/08
DrGerbil has a freaking cold, and he does the creepy lipsmacky thing that makes a sparkly kind of sound and I'm like EITHER CLOSE YOUR MOUTH OR OPEN IT BUT STOP OPENING AND CLOSING IT AND MAKING THAT SPARKLY CREEPY SOUND DAMMIT!!
Now I know why my Mom refuses to join my Dad in retirement even though her job is super stressful.
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The smakking, they stopz it. True story.
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See what I mean? HE IRRITATES ME.
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and we were 21.
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Not even something you could understand, like Vader heads.
No. Boba Fett models.
And this is happening NOW.
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my boy and I slip into weird accents and sometimes baby talk. But we're only secretly sickening!
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Dining table... socks underneath chair
bed... socks ON HIS NIGHTSTAND, FOUR FEET FROM LAUNDRY HAMPER.
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Oh, codswollop.
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That's one theory.
The other one is: maybe men just don't complain as much because they talk less in general. Hmmm....
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Statistically, they actually don't.
The nagging old bird angle is always a handy one, eh Telegraph!
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Me: You know, once this baby comes out I'm going to kind of miss feeling him move around in there.
Mr. BGZ: Well I could always kick you in the stomach and random intervals if that would help.
True love, I haz it.
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In some aspects, I have really immature parents, especially my dad. Dude's a cautionary tale of what happens when you spoil the male firstborn in a Hispanic family.
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So I have to call abuela, doctor's order. Old people are hilarious sometimes.
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Tinned PUMPKIN? We not have such delicacies in my country.
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anyway the study ends by noting that these couples are still happy to be with each other, which is more optimistic than one's led to believe by the headline.