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    Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
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    Image of limber limber
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    Do we get to pick? I vote "Deadly Catch"-esque hunting reality show. Partly because I think he'd be good at it, largely because I do not think this child can act, and just a little because I would sort of love to see his portion of child support be half the carcass of a deer, left on the Palins' porch.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    When did modeling become the fall back career?
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    Image of rumpelshowsskin rumpelshowsskin
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    He, doesn't care what his teacher says
    Cos all the boys will want to dress like him, wait and see
    And his hair will shine like the seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    06/18/09

    @rumpelshowsskin: He wants to be a supermodel!
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    Was it the GQ article that suggested he have an outdoor hunting and camping show? I could get behind that.. "Leave it to Levi" or "Camp Confidential with Levi and Tank." He is sexy in a lumberjack kind of way.
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    06/19/09

    @Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I suspect he'd be a hit on the next season of Idiots in Alaska.


    Or, you know, when the chips were down, they could eat him.

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    Image of T_Bee T_Bee
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    Levi Johnson's too short to be a model! Plus he seems too awkward and uncomfortable to be an actor.
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    Image of remedios remedios
    06/18/09

    @T_Bee: What if it's a role for an awkward and uncomfortable loser?
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    06/18/09

    @remedios: i'm pretty sure michael cera has that locked up.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    Is it me or high schools across America filled with guys that look like this? Not snarking, he's just a typical okay looking kid.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    06/18/09

    @keldo: Damn, what high school did you go to?


    I'm not saying he's "model material", but he's way better looking than the kids I went to school with.


    And yes, I am bodysnarking on my former classmates. They did far worse to me.

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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    Only to support his son? Sure. He's not doing it for the fame at all? I don't have a problem with him doing whatever he wants to do, but come on. At least own up to it.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    When I procreate, I shall follow the "Johnston Plan" for supporting children. I will tap dance in local malls, enter every eating contest in town and sell my Glamour Shots on ebay. What could go wrong?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @Santos L Halper: It seems like a foolproof plan to me.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    Wait, er...isn't Trig Sarah Palin's youngest son?
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    06/18/09

    @scarletbegonia: I think so, and Bristol and Levi's son is named Tripp.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    06/18/09

    @girlnamedblue: Easy to confuse.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    06/18/09

    @scarletbegonia: Trigg Tripp Tripp Trigg, very confusing. I'm surprised they named them so closely since there was a rumor they were both Bristol's.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/18/09

    @girlnamedblue: As in, "Oops!"
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    06/18/09

    @scarletbegonia: Ha! That mix-up was a Trik!
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    Image of minnesotameltdown minnesotameltdown
    06/18/09

    @keldo: Don't you mean Track?
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    06/18/09

    @girlnamedblue: Trig, Tripp, Tank...it's easy to get confused!
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    Image of keldo keldo
    06/18/09

    @minnesotameltdown: Isn't he the oldest? There's another one out there in the universe waiting to be named Trik. I can feel it!
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    His character on the sitcom could be the wacky neighbor/boyfriend to the teenage daughter, and her parents could disapprove of their sexual relationship while still inviting him over for dinner from time to time. Hilarious adventures to ensue! Such as.
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    Gawd why wasn't my hs boyfriend a presidential candidate's son? I could have skipped all this pesky higher education and entry level experience gaining and shot right to being a TV star/role model! Planning for the future: I guess I'm doing it wrong.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    06/19/09

    @BeckyIva: Levi Johnston isn't a Presidential Candidate's son. Nor are any of Sarah Palin's children.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    I'm surprised he hasn't got any porn offers yet.
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    Image of hovy hovy
    06/18/09

    @CurtCole: Hmmm... who'll offer first? Sean Cody or Randy Blue?
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    06/18/09

    @hovy: I'm think fratpad.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/18/09

    @CurtCole: Good call.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    06/18/09

    @CurtCole: *thinking
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    Image of sewcrazy sewcrazy
    06/18/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants To Be A Supermodel
    He will be a good addition to The Hills.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/18/09

    @sewcrazy: He has the awkward stare down perfectly.
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