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    Image of Harlot Brontë Harlot Brontë
    10/14/09

    In reply to "Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!
    I wish to fuck that it didn't bother me that Nicole Kidman has done funny things to her face. It's not my face. I suppose it's that it seems so unutterably depressing that someone as astoundingly beautiful as Kidman should feel so anxious about her appearance that she's willing to give up facial dexterity in exchange for a facsimile of youth. If she's so mortified about her exquisitely aging looks, what hope do we lumpenproletariat have to cling to?

    Oh dear. I think it's one of those paper-bag-over-the-head nights. I hate those nights.
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    Cafezinha promoted this comment Harlot Brontë was starred Harlot Brontë was unstarred
    Image of CircleSquare CircleSquare
    10/14/09

    @Harlot Brontë: I think it's bothersome because close-ups on screen are vaguely horrifying if someone has done such drastic things to their face. Plus, as an actor, it makes no sense when Nicole Kidman (for example) plays a character that could not realistically have any kind of plastic surgery' such as her character in 'Australia'. It just looks ridiculously anachronistic, unless she is playing a woman rich enough and modern enough to "get something done."

    The flip-side of this is that Madonna's plastic surgery doesn't bother me because it isn't her job to look like she belongs in any other context.
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    Image of LittleDogLaughed LittleDogLaughed
    10/14/09

    @CircleSquare: What's *unrealistic* is when Hollywood casts svelte, 40 year old women to play mothers to men in their 20s. It's unrealistic when women in their 20s are cast as famous doctors, lawyers, and successful career women when in reality they'd barely be old enough to defend their dissertations. It's unrealistic that there are so few roles for women in their 40s, and that even those women are only allowed a couple of wrinkles around the eyes and lips, as long as they keep their figures. And it absolutely drives me NUTS that an old bag of bones like Sean Connery (no disrespect to him) is considered well matched on screen by a woman 1/2 to 1/3 his age.

    I can't blame Kidman for getting work done. Let's not lose perspective here: it's Hollywood that's fucked up, and she may have drunk the kool-aid, but it could be less vanity on her part than a desire to KEEP WORKING.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/14/09

    In reply to "Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!
    I always thought that "bunny lines" is what you call the white stuff you snort off of identical blonde twins at the Playboy Mansion.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    10/14/09

    In reply to "Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!
    I thought she got those lines from wiggling her nose to cast spells in Bewitched!
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of erinna erinna
    10/14/09

    In reply to "Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!
    Bunny lines? Bunnies get wrinkles? Someone should really tell them about Botox.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment erinna was starred erinna was unstarred
    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    10/14/09

    In reply to "Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!
    Do we even expect Nicole Kidman to look her age anymore? She's sort of become her own creature, if you ask me - ageless ice queen. It's a good look, if you're into that. Remember when she had curly hair?
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    midwesternmom promoted this comment rixatrix was starred rixatrix was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    10/14/09

    @rixatrix: Beautiful, deep red, curly hair. She was lovely as a redhead.
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    Image of hussein persepolis hussein hussein persepolis hussein
    10/14/09

    @midwesternmom: I once saw her on the street when she was married to that horrible man. She was a startling thing of beauty. Just startling.
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    Image of Scal Scal
    10/14/09

    @rixatrix: [i44.tinypic.com]
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment Scal was starred Scal was unstarred
    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    10/14/09

    In reply to "Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!
    Next up: X-ray glasses! Now you can tell when those greedy bitches are lying about only having a salad for lunch!
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    Image of Armed with Vitriol Armed with Vitriol
    10/14/09

    In reply to "Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!
    So, the cure for Botox induced wrinkles is more Botox? That makes perfect sense...
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    Image of quellefromage quellefromage
    10/14/09

    @Cherry Blossom Girl: I know! Let's Botox our faces until we can't feel feelings anymore! YAY!

    /sarcasm
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    Image of Wonder4A Wonder4A
    10/14/09

    @quellefromage: I used to work in a medspa that sold botox. You should have seen the botox rep! She it injected into every single part of her face imaginable, including the tip of her nose, her cheeks and lips. All places it wasn't legally approved for use. She looked like a porcelain doll.
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    Image of quellefromage quellefromage
    10/14/09

    @Wonder4A: That's terrifying. How can you express your emotions if your face doesn't move? Hell, how do you even open your mouth to eat???
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    midwesternmom promoted this comment quellefromage was starred quellefromage was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    10/14/09

    @quellefromage: They don't eat. And they are happy about it. So happy that they are trying to smile.
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    Image of Bunsy Bunsy
    10/14/09

    @Wonder4A: Yikes!
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    Bunsy was starred Bunsy was unstarred
    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    04/17/09

    In reply to Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
    Bai Ling is this generations' Charo.
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    NerD: Blattella was starred NerD: Blattella was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/17/09

    In reply to Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
    She was on Loveline the other night, and was actually quite an interesting and unusual guest.
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    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    04/17/09

    In reply to Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
    The first time I learned about Bai Ling, I was flipping through TV channels and came across her singing "Like a Virgin" on that VH1 reality show "But Can They Sing". I have never forgotten it, and I will never forget Bai Ling!
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    the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene was starred the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene was unstarred
    Image of ragincajun67 ragincajun67
    04/17/09

    In reply to Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
    Oh my god, I beg you all to read the Movieline interview in full. My favorite line:


    "I once said to Jason [Statham], "You are my shiny diaper.""

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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/17/09

    @ragincajun67: Yes! That bit was amazing! God only knows what Statham replied, I suspect it was something like "NUGH NUGH NUGH GUNS!"
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    Image of ragincajun67 ragincajun67
    04/17/09

    @nessalicious: Also "but my panda was sleeping" is my new excuse for all my bad decisions.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/17/09

    @ragincajun67: I think it would confuse people so much it could work!
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/17/09

    In reply to Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
    The sequel book's name will probably be Nipples: The Milk of Secrets
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/17/09

    In reply to Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
    I read this earlier today on ONTD and was in total awe of how wonderfully surreal her answers were. I know we hate the magical faerie pixie girl, but Bai Ling is her come to life. I bet she's ace to chill out with at parties too.
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    Image of attilathehoney attilathehoney
    04/17/09

    In reply to Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
    I think that Bai Ling is what people who are high THINK they sound like, but really they're just like "dude...my hands..." She is a national treasure.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    04/17/09

    @attilathehoney: My hands are huuuuge. They can touch anything but themselves. Oh, wait...
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    04/17/09

    In reply to Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
    And she's actually a really good actress. Please see Red Corner with Richard Gere to see a pre-Nipples and band aid Bai Ling.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/17/09

    @TexasCrude: I would prefer to pretend that she didn't exist pre-Nipples and band aids.
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