You know how at the beginning of a Nip/Tuck episode some apparently INSANE person would stroll into the office and explain in a pathos-evoking way how she needed to have roughly the facial bone structure of a Bengal tiger if she wanted to keep her job as the madam of an animorph-themed bordello in Nevada? “These…
"Asks" the ever-concerned Daily Mail, "Thousands of divorcees are attempting to show their ex-husbands what they're missing....but can a scalpel really mend a broken heart?" Interesting question, Fail!
Aging faces just can't win. New research reveals that Botox may create wrinkles in odd places as facial muscles persist in their efforts to express human emotions. It's like a never-ending game of whac-a-mole!
Warning: The following video is ridiculously NSFW and NSFWS (not safe for weak stomachs, as there are graphic surgery scenes). But I've posted it at the bottom so you can still absorb this magical info without getting canned.
"But how can you tell if a star - or your friend! - has been under the needle, not the knife? Look for bunnies" - the latest plastic surgery "tell!" Because you're getting away with undetected surgery on our watch!
On last night's Nip/Tuck, a doctor-after being caught fucking a couch-admitted that he is an objectum sexual, i.e. sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. Clip is NSFW, because of dudity.
Later this afternoon, the look of the Jezebel homepage will be undergoing some cosmetic surgery. Major cosmetic surgery.
For February's ELLE columnist and "beauty adventurer" Holly Millea got plastic surgery on her hands. They were old looking! Nothing else was wrong with her, of course. She was a size four! And not in Old Navy sizes! And she had, according to her gynecologist, the "vagina of a teenager"! Injecting her hands full of…