China's Female Workers Turning to Cosmetic Surgery to Stay Competitive

You know how at the beginning of a Nip/Tuck episode some apparently INSANE person would stroll into the office and explain in a pathos-evoking way how she needed to have roughly the facial bone structure of a Bengal tiger if she wanted to keep her job as the madam of an animorph-themed bordello in Nevada? “These… » 8/04/13 2:00pm 8/04/13 2:00pm

"Vengeance Surgery" Is The Hot New Craze

"Asks" the ever-concerned Daily Mail, "Thousands of divorcees are attempting to show their ex-husbands what they're missing....but can a scalpel really mend a broken heart?" Interesting question, Fail! » 2/24/11 2:30pm 2/24/11 2:30pm

The War On Aging: Botox Gives You Wrinkles

Aging faces just can't win. New research reveals that Botox may create wrinkles in odd places as facial muscles persist in their efforts to express human emotions. It's like a never-ending game of whac-a-mole! » 5/10/10 12:30pm 5/10/10 12:30pm

The Labiaplasty You Never Knew You Wanted [NSFW]

Warning: The following video is ridiculously NSFW and NSFWS (not safe for weak stomachs, as there are graphic surgery scenes). But I've posted it at the bottom so you can still absorb this magical info without getting canned. » 5/10/10 5:20am 5/10/10 5:20am

"Botax" Out, Tan Tax In

After the American Medical Association complained that the health care bill's proposed 5% tax on elective cosmetic surgery discriminated against women, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid removed the "botax" in favor of a 10% tax on indoor tanning. [WSJ] » 12/21/09 12:30pm 12/21/09 12:30pm

"Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!

"But how can you tell if a star - or your friend! - has been under the needle, not the knife? Look for bunnies" - the latest plastic surgery "tell!" Because you're getting away with undetected surgery on our watch! » 10/14/09 6:30pm 10/14/09 6:30pm

Nip/Tuck Features Objectum Sexuality

On last night's Nip/Tuck, a doctor-after being caught fucking a couch-admitted that he is an objectum sexual, i.e. sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. Clip is NSFW, because of dudity. » 2/25/09 7:00pm 2/25/09 7:00pm

Plastic Surgery Is How Rich Older People Cut Themselves

For February's ELLE columnist and "beauty adventurer" Holly Millea got plastic surgery on her hands. They were old looking! Nothing else was wrong with her, of course. She was a size four! And not in Old Navy sizes! And she had, according to her gynecologist, the "vagina of a teenager"! Injecting her hands full of… » 2/25/08 3:00pm 2/25/08 3:00pm