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    Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
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    Image of madktdisease madktdisease
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    Guys, seriously, the amazon reviews for "Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz" will amuse you for possibly an entire afternoon.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/05/09

    @madktdisease is due on jan 26 omgggg: See, and my husband doesn't understand why I completely discount any and all "user reviews" on the intertubes. When not generated by Craigslist-hired corporate writers, they're generated by these folks.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    01/05/09

    @madktdisease is due on jan 26 omgggg: I looked that up, and have bookmarked the page for later reference and entertainment. Thank you!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    You guys, this is a product that is not intended for use on nipples. The reviewers who wrote about nipples were making stupid internet jokes.


    Which I think is reprehensible. Being misleading and light-hearted on the Internet is unconscionable. Also I am eight feet tall and I have a small vestigial tail.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/05/09

    @tscheese: Thank GOD! Because I have a pair that I'd like to sell, and how will I ever get rid of them if a bitch can just buy a gadget?
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    01/05/09

    @tscheese: Hands-down, the best set of reviews EVER.


    Give them a chance, you'll be in tears. No matter how many times I've read them, it never stops being funny.


    [www.amazon.co.uk]

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    1) I thought inverted nipples indicated some sort of problem.
    2) Um, Shantell? Nipples do not "descend." That is what testes do.
    3) Do. Not. Want.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    my vagina has "issues" that involve needing a wrench and a set of spark plugs. i hear ya Billy!
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    I could care fucking less about my nipples.


    I wouldn't want the headlights on 24/7 anyway.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/05/09

    @Shamrockette lieks Mudkipz: Ahem. And now for some overshare:


    Mine are on ALL THE TIME. It drives me nuts. It happened when I was pregnant with my youngest, and has never gone away (5 1/2 years hence). Petals are my pals. And a slightly padded bra, in spite of the fact that same daughter also left me a full cup size bigger.


    Thank God I love her.

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    Image of snappletree snappletree
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    this reminds me of being in a museum in Athens, looking at some curious ancient device with a crank and a bunch of dowels in a circle...then finding the label and seeing that it is a vaginal dilator. ughhhhhhh the quiet horror of that moment has never left me.
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    01/05/09

    @snappletree: That's almost as bad as my brother sitting on this stone in Pompeii and jumping up like he'd been bitten by a rabid monkey when the tour guide made him aware of the fact he was sitting on a stone dick.
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    My ex-boyfriend, a carpenter, once got a catalogue called " knockers, knobs and butts' and it wasn't even porno, it was home hardware. we died laughing.
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    *hands crossed protectively over chest* OW!
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/05/09

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: My exact reaction when I found out a friend of mine got a nipple ring.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    It looks like a roach clip.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    And here I was fresh out of nipple extract too!
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/05/09

    @tscheese: ewwwwww! I'm shocked and disgusted...


    That you wouldn't stock up ahead of time.

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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    01/05/09

    @tscheese: Quick! Find a lady who recently had a kid and kidnap her for the extract!
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    Couldn't you just use a bendy straw and your mouth?
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    ...I'll ask that you keep the mini jackhammer away from my tits, thanks.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    Why does that remind me of those blackhead removers they used to (and probably still do) sell in the back of Seventeen??
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    01/05/09

    @MeowMixxx: Sadly, I bought one of those and have the scar on my cheek to prove it.


    It ripped the hell out of my damn face. So, instead of a clear nose and clear skin, I wandered through HS with a scraped up face, massive blackheads and the self esteem of a gnat.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/05/09

    @MeowMixxx: I like your avatar!
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/05/09

    @rosasparks: Wow, I was literally just thinking how much I used to wish I owned such a thing and how much I still kind of wish I do. No more! Thank you for being so servicey with your suffering!


    And at least a gnat gets over his or her self-esteem problems in a number of days, what with dying and all. You had all of high school to get through! Sheesh, poor young you!

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    01/05/09

    @rosasparks:Wow, I always wanted to get one of those, because I was convinced that it was the only thing that would solve the blackhead infestation on my nose. Now I'm glad my mother was so suspicious of mail-order products.


    @Neely O'Hara (BabyJane was so 2008): Thanks!! We match! :D

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    Image of junkyardarts junkyardarts
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    brings to mind Showgirls...if I may:


    >clears throat<


    "im erect. why are you erect?"


    >Nomi storms off stage in a blaze of spandex, hair and eyelashes<


    end scene.

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    Image of junkyardarts junkyardarts
    01/05/09

    @junkyardarts: ARENT! dammit...why ARENT you erect....


    sigh.

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    01/05/09

    @junkyardarts: Oooooh, thanks for the excuse to quote the best worst move evar!!


    "What do you want for lunch, Nomi?"

    "I'll have a cheeseburger and fries..."

    "...got it, brown rice and vegetables!"

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    Image of hellonini9 hellonini9
    01/05/09

    @junkyardarts: Yes but not before she knocks the ice cubes out of his hands and he yells, "see ya later Pollyanna!" No, I don't own this movie on DVD. Why are you looking at me like that?!
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    01/05/09

    @hellonini9: That's cool. I don't own the special deluxe edition with pasties and shot glasses.


    But you know where I'm from? Different places.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/05/09

    In reply to Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
    OUCH! But yes, it does look like the hole digger that I have used for tulips in the past.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    01/05/09

    @badmutha: The one that means you don't have to bend and potentially hurt your back? I've used that too and, as described in the reviews above, although it worked well the first few times, I started to develop blisters and sorenss and eventually got back to business the old fashioned way.
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