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    "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
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    Image of jenniferastle02 jenniferastle02
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    I've spent the last ten to twelve years trying to prevent that look and now someone wants to sell it to me for $2000. Bitch, grab an ice cube.
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    Image of Crackers in Bed Crackers in Bed
    06/12/09

    @jenniferastle02: I think it was $20.00, not $2k :)
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    I love this. I don't know why. Maybe I'm trashy but I like the way perky nipples look under tees. Yikes!
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    That's not even where my nipples resides. heh.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    Those things look like they could poke someone's eyes out. Either that or you're freezing to death. Not sexy!
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    isn't there some sort of heat activated bra on the market, that pushes your boobs up if you get excited? what if they use that material for the added nipple bits. you get a little heated and the girls rise up and salute. just like normal boobs! (only when you get undressed suddenly it's all gone.)
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    What about boner briefs? So you can look like it's first thing in the morning all day long!
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    Image of bajita bajita
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    Amy Sedaris does it the old fashioned way: Lemon ends in her bra.
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    06/12/09

    @bajita: Well that at least makes some sense, for freshness.
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    06/12/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: You could also use one to flavor your water while you're out. Handy!
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    Why is Englewood, NJ such a hotbed of pointless-bullshit-item distribution? I feel like if I went to Englewood, NJ I could find warehouses full of every single unnecessary tchotchke known to humanity. Items to slice, dice, rotisserie, remove unwanted hair in creatively painful ways, and of course find whatever quantity remains of the 1970's Nipple Bra Craze (if there was such a thing, which I doubt mightily).
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/12/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Northern NJ is home to a LOT of shipping, distribution, warehousing, and logistics commerce. It's sort of a central location because of its proximity to the seaport and to a lot of large urban areas, I guess.
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    06/12/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I would suggest this particular item is anything but pointless ;)
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    I'm a fan of some support and some nipple, I loath all the shaped padded bras that turn your breasts into stuffed animals, but this is obscene.

    It might be worth it for the potential Total Recall-esque 4 nipple look though.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    I, too, would also totally manage to have my ACTUAL nipples veering off to the side or top or bottom of the fake nipples, so I would also get the "OMG, IT IS SO COLD THAT MY NIPPLES ARE REPRODUCING!!11" look.


    I hate it when my nipples reproduce. I hope it doesn't mean another mouth to feed.

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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    You could also just live in Boston. It's cold enough to do that through a damn Wonderbra right now.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/12/09

    @Triphena: So true!
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    Image of justfudgey justfudgey
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    Haven't I seen this on Sex and the City before.... ?
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    06/12/09

    @justfudgey: those were the eraser looking things you put on yer boobs.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    06/12/09

    @justfudgey: I remember there was a "nipples are big this year!" joke. Heh.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    Well, I guess this means it's Jezebel craft project Friday. I'll need a bra, two M&M'S a hot glue gun.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/12/09

    @BabyJane: *and a hot glue gun.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    06/12/09

    @BabyJane: So long as they're peanut M&M's, my dear.
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    06/12/09

    @BabyJane: Perfect. This way, everyone can customize theirs to match their own nipples. For me, this would mean generally kind of eccentric and cock-eyed.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/12/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: Exactly! My bras will be practical and delicious! What more could you want?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    An interesting note--this lady is also faceless. Yes, you can tell she has a nose and mouth and all, but her face is almost entirely obscured in shadow.
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    06/12/09

    @tscheese: No one would be looking at her face anyhow, because of her nipple bra! Get it?!


    Ick,

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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    06/12/09

    @ms.creant: Comma, you should be a period. Period.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    06/12/09

    @tscheese: She lost her eyes in a tragic nipple-poking accident.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/12/09

    In reply to "Imagine Having That Sensual Cold Weather Look All The Time"
    I work at a clothing company and showed this to someone in our design department. He has just told me it was 'very inspiring'. Watch out world your sensual cold weather dreams could be coming true very soon!
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