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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    :( I <3 Peach. It's a remake of the original, so it makes sense, but man, I like Peach.

    I was her for Halloween. #princesspeach
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    Mario wears a hat because Miyamoto didn't want to have to animate his hair and a mustache to avoid facial expressions.

    Quit covering things up and make it work! #princesspeach
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    Image of Tiger Lourdes: Zombie Hunter Tiger Lourdes: Zombie Hunter
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    Coding the dress for a playable character could quite feasibly add 3-6 months to the production time and raise the price dramatically. Boo. #princesspeach
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    After all these years of repeated kidnappings, why not invest in some secret service guys? Or at least a few attack dogs? Geez. #princesspeach
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    Image of truckasaurus truckasaurus
    11/16/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: You'd think Bowser would give up already. She's not interested, dude. #princesspeach
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    Image of bingofrankenstein bingofrankenstein
    11/16/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: Or some pants! #princesspeach
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    11/16/09

    @bingofrankenstein: Okay, but only if they're bullet proof. #princesspeach
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    "Tell me about it." - Smurfette #princesspeach
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    As our Super Mario 2 cartridge aged you could sometimes get it to look like an alternative universe during play. My fave was that Princess actually looked evil - dark dress, evil face - I LOVED playing the game like that. It was like her outside matched her badass inside. #princesspeach
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    I don't care if Princess Peach is a playable character or not. But where the crap is Toadette? Homegirl proved she's got moves in Mario Kart. #princesspeach
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    She is the absolute BEST character in Super Mario Bros. 2. I suppose it makes sense that that's the game that wasn't supposed to be in the series. #princesspeach
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/16/09

    @hortense: She is also pretty awesome in Super Paper Mario. #princesspeach
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/16/09

    @hortense: I was a little offended on her behalf that it took her so damn long to pluck the turnips though :) #princesspeach
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    My favorite thing about Super Mario Brothers 2 on the old Nintendo system was that Princess Peach was by FAR the best player because she could jump way farther than Mario, Luigi, or Toad. Good times. #princesspeach
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/16/09

    @Bob Wiley: Also, she would float slowly, due to the dress (?). All around AWESOMEST character to play. #princesspeach
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/16/09

    @Bob Wiley: She could jump farther and float, but she couldn't jump as high as Luigi, and she wasn't as fast as Mario or Toad. For certain levels, Peach was awesome; others, not so much. #princesspeach
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    Image of Gundam_Halo Gundam_Halo
    11/16/09

    @Kivrin: Toad could run across quicksand and was best for collecting coins -- Luigi still takes top honors as the best player though.

    I don't know why I'm spending so much time defending Luigi. #princesspeach
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    11/16/09

    @Gundam_Halo: I love that you are spending time defending Luigi. He doesn't get his props, being second banana. Carry on. #princesspeach
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    Image of merely_a_muse merely_a_muse
    11/16/09

    @Gundam_Halo: Whatevs he was always the superior brother so keep on defending #princesspeach
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/16/09

    In reply to Princess Peach Needs Some Self Defense Classes
    Solution: pants. #princesspeach
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    Image of truckasaurus truckasaurus
    11/16/09

    @Dodgergirl: But then she wouldn't be a girl! #princesspeach
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/16/09

    @Dodgergirl: And if they're on Team No Pants, code some damn leggings. #princesspeach
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/16/09

    @truckasaurus: No, no it's cool. They'll be pink and they can add some sparkles or unicorns or something! #princesspeach
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