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Ungaro Closing Its NYC Store; Jersey Shore Stars To Hit Fashion Week?

• Lindsay Lohan's debut Ungaro collection was critically panned, and so unpopular that the brand lost its only U.S. retailers besides its own boutique. Now that boutique is calling customers to tell them the store is closing on February 27. [TheAwl]

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Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy

• Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.

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Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show

• The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.

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Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles

• Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:

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Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"

• Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.

Michael Jackson Pronounced Dead At 50

• According to reports from law enforcement sources, Michael Jackson was pronounced dead this afternoon after arriving at the hospital in a coma. He suffered a cardiac arrest in his home, but paramedics were unable to revive him. [L.A. Times]

"She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You Can Say It Was Just For A History Project"