Unfortunately, The Year That Love Died appears to be extending into 2013: Actress, vocal feminist and possible Kentucky senatorial candidiate Ashley Judd and her husband, three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, are divorcing after eleven years of marriage, which is like a golden anniversary in celebrity years.
As if my mom needs to worry that my career path has even less credibility, Celebuzz has given noted meatball Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi an outlet to share her life with new baby Lorenzo, pictures of her in a bunch of different hats, and a critical analysis of the 2008 historical drama Frost/Nixon.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source.
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 01: Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jenni 'JWOWW' Farley visit SiriusXM Studio on February 1, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Craig Barritt/Getty Images)
http://youtu.be/ee1C5FB3ceoAt least, in Jersey!
A Chicago-based crafter is selling this 2 1/4" polymer clay sculpture of New York Times best-selling author Snooki on L'Etsy. Maybe we'll see a matching JWOWW figurine, once the crafter can find enough clay to render the JBOOBS (j/k).
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi now has a blog on Tumblr. This should be interesting!Any other ideas? (If you're curious if a subject has an Fuck Yeah Tumbler, can help.)
Ke$ha. Katy. Miley. Shakira. Yes, it was a three-car-pileup of ridiculous clothes — and lack thereof — at the MTV Europe Awards.
Snooki Polizzi has been fined $500 plus community service for disturbing the peace. To add insult to injury, the judge called her "a Lindsay Lohan wannabe." Snooki apologized to anyone she bothered.
The cast of Jersey Shore is back where they belong: Seaside Heights. Yesterday, Snooki hit the boardwalk in search of thrills!
- After a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face went viral last week, MTV has decided to pull the scene from an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore, stating that what happened to Snooki was "disturbing." [E!]