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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this."

    Yeah, I loved it.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!?
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Please, why? We have two more years to subject ourselves to this. And even after that, she won't be dead, she'll just be on a different channel.
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    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Yes, the Oprah channel. Where it's all about Oprah, all the fucking time.
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Thank you for that.
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    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Thank you. The woman is not retiring. Instead of being on one hour a day and distributing one magazine a month, she will now have an entire 24-hour cable channel on which to proselytize.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    04:16 AM

    @unclevanya: I KNOW. I keep saying this one posts about her "quitting her show". She's only quitting her NETWORK show, even insiders say she will likely have a very similar show on the Oprah Winfrey Network.

    I think people just think it makes a good story and are ignoring the obvious.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
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    Image of BLONDEonBlondes BLONDEonBlondes
    11/20/09

    @kookla: PIMPL...I am so doing this with my FRIIIEENDDDSSS
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    Image of Anna Anna
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever:

    [jezebel.com]
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Awesome compilation!
    Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs?
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    Image of ardentlilac ardentlilac
    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: She can come over to my house and just try to out-interrupt me as I'm talking about my dogs! Impossible.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/20/09

    @yvanehtnioj: You've got almost two years!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/20/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I personally daydream of Oprah interrupting me during my story of how I lost my prosthetic limb in a fire that erupted at the orphanage I grew up in to tell the audience about that one time her dog Gracie started a fire and how darned adorable it was.
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    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: Although I adore Oprah with 95% of the fibers of my being, that scenario is both hilarious and plausible.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Best quote ever, Tina Fey.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/20/09

    @SpicyTamale is a GA peach: Seriously.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Honestly, I don't care what Miley Cyrus does. She can wear her underwear over her pants. She can run around in little short-shorts. I don't care. She's practically an adult. Are we going to ask the same question next year when she's 18 and officially an adult? Will people stop caring then? It just seems like faux-concern.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Oh Stephen Fry, I am so with you on the cesspool that is internet commentary. But please do not stop Twittering. I love your tweets dearly.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony so important that they need to travel with a guard dog? The dog probably needs therapy from working for them. Who wouldn't?
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    I just get really happy when the name Fergie comes up, and we're actually talking about the real, original, fabulous Fergie.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Dear Stephen Fry: You can't see me, but I'm holding up a lighter and swaying back and forth.
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