Following the sweeping success of softcore sensationFifty Shades of Grey, the lamestream media is figuring out that mommies and other normal-seeming ladies like to read about sex—in public. Whoa. What's next? Women having sex for reasons other than reproduction? Hold onto your hats!»3/14/12 2:45pm3/14/12 2:45pm
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