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    Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies

    Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Did someone mention Pulp??
    I knew I like the vampire for a reason
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    11/21/09

    @Ailatan: I'm a teenager again!
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    11/21/09

    @Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): I adore, adore, adore, adore Jarvis Cocker.

    #tips
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    11/21/09

    @Ailatan: this is the second reference today on jez! yaaaay
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    Ailatan promoted this comment k122n was starred k122n was unstarred
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    11/21/09

    @Ailatan: Me too. Hearted!

    #tips
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    11/21/09

    @Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): hearted back!
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    11/22/09

    @Ailatan: Of course, Jarvis Cocker and Steve Mackey were in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (along with two other greats Jonny Greenwood and Phil Selway).
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    Image of elvy elvy
    11/22/09

    @Ailatan: I listen to this song at least once a month.
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    "The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe?"

    Made of win, sprinkled liberally with awesomesauce.
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    11/21/09

    @Hooplehead: Then she fell into a flower pot and Robert Pattinson giggled.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Wasn't it the big deal that Heidi's 4th is a girl? Lou? Seal? Lou-Seal?
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Not to nit-pick, but isn't Heidi and Seal's child, Lou, a girl?
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    11/21/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: Fixed!
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Back in my smoker days, I used to smoke post-gym too. It was always a very nice cigarette, I remember.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/21/09

    @pantsless: Best one of the day, I agree.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Why are the tabloids so invested in Taylor squared? They've been dating, for what, a couple of months and they are both still in their teens. They are obviously not about to get married. Give it a rest.
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    11/21/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: But he'll talk to her daddy and she'll pick out a white dress! It's a love story, Sputnik, just say yes!
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment sara-without-an-h was starred sara-without-an-h was unstarred
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    11/21/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Taylor^2: Rise of the reality show wedding.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Every time I hear Robert Pattinson speak, it's like I'm listening to a 10 year old, whining.

    I wish I could muster up more sympathy for the guy-- it must be hard being famous overnight, but jeebus. He makes it hard.
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    11/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: "I want to be a famous actor but now I'm tooo famous. I just wish everything was exactly how I wanted it."
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    11/21/09

    @Snowbunny: Nailed it.
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    11/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I like to do impressions.

    I really have no sympathy for him. I have sympathy for Britney Spears because photographers would surround her car so she couldn't drive and sue her when she ran over their feet, all while having a mental crisis. I have sympathy for stars who's babies have cameras shoved in their strollers. I have no sympathy for people who are having their pictures taken at their movie premiers. None.
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    11/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Note to self RP, don't star in a series of movies based on books that teens go wild for. Unless you want followed like the Monkees.
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    Image of limber limber
    11/21/09

    @Snowbunny: I do feel warmly towards people who laugh at people who fall into potted plants, though.
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    11/21/09

    @limber: My mother once fell in a potted plant.

    She seriously did though, we were in Munich and she drank a gallon of beer and fell in a plant. I laughed so hard I almost fainted.
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    Image of redqueen redqueen
    11/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I don't know. I've got sympathy for anyone who has people shouting "you're so boring" at them. Seems like a legitimate thing to be irritated by.
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    11/21/09

    @redqueen: Like I said, I do have sympathy for him. Just not much. I empathize with the situation he's in.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/21/09

    @Snowbunny: In his defense, Twilight wasn't as huge as it is now when he signed on. He didn't really know what he was in for. I feel sympathy for anyone who can't leave his hotel room or has to walk around in disguise because thousands of teenage girls are stalking him. Once he got hit by a car because of them! Given the choice of paparazzi or lovesick teenagers, I'd pick paparazzi.
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment madeofawesome was starred madeofawesome was unstarred
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    11/21/09

    @madeofawesome: It wasn't as monstrously massive, true, but it still had quite a large following. He also did a Harry Potter movie. I love these movies, don't get me wrong, but when you sign on for a franchise popular with teens and pre-teens, certain insanities are expected.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    I read the Brad Pitt item as though he were fighting off Asians in the Bermuda triangle. I was confused, and then I read it again. Maybe I should go back to bed.
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    11/21/09

    @morninggloria: Maybe its some sort of conspiracy theory movie about a lost Japanese super weapon from WWII that has been causing the Bermuda Triangle.
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the confetti. And the doves.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. Especially with the earlier reports that she was hospitalized because of a bad reaction to cold medicine. Cold medicine is known to exacerbate existing heart issues...
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory.

    Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that statement likening marriage to the Iraq war for me? Does he mean it's a endeavor predicated on a series of lies perpetuated by the Bush administration that costs thousands of lives and will never end?
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    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: To the first thing: you are clearly not a tween.
    To the second: Bahahahah!
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    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: I only figured it out a few weeks ago when I was rewatching Harry Potter.
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    Image of Daniele Daniele
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: Don't worry sweetie. I caught Harry Potter, Part 25 on HBO last night and almost lost it when they showed that part. Guess he isn't that memorable unless he sparkles.
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    Image of vinoveritas vinoveritas
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: WHAT! You have rocked my world! I knew RP looked familiar! That and his whole brooding english drunky/slob vibe make me like him more and more.

    The slowest, FTW!
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    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    11/19/09

    @Daniele: I actually thought he was one of the most memorable parts of that Harry Potter movie, but that was largely because he and Daniel Radcliffe had better chemistry together than anyone else on screen.
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    11/19/09

    @lurkerbynature: You know, I thought so too! I really liked their little awkward boy interactions in Goblet of Fire.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Dear Mr. Winehouse,
    Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out.
    thx
    PaintedTrollop
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Team Burger.
    Just sayin'.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was one of the few bright little lights that justified television's existence.I get sad every time I think about it.
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    Edited by TheUptightMidwesterner at 11/19/09 9:45 AM TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Dear Mariah,

    The phrase raining cats and dogs is not meant to be taken literally.

    Much love,
    BabyJane
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/19/09

    @BabyJane: Also, white kittens make me sad because in New Zealand they are very likely to get skin cancer due to our high levels of UV light in summer. It's this whammy of 'You're so PRETTY! - um, you're probably going to get cancer and die, I shouldn't get attached.'
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/20/09

    @Sarah Dove: Now I'm sad.

    #tips
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/21/09

    @BabyJane: It is sad. I had a very sweet white and grey cat, Rose, who went that way. I don't regret getting her, because she was a wonderful pet, but I wouldn't get another.
    You *can* put sunscreen on their noses and ears, the most vulnerable areas, but they're *cats*, so it's hard to stop the washing it off.

    #tips
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    Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/22/09

    @Sarah Dove: I'm sorry about your Rose, but thank you for the info on white cats. I didn't know about any of those issues.
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