Reese Witherspoon Is Being Asked Dumb Babyweight Questions, Natch
Aw, man. I like Reese Witherspoon just fine, but it's a world-class bummer when actresses say "health" and mean "weight." Having just given birth to son Tennessee James, she addressed someone's question about the Amazing Race to drop her baby weight. "I don't know if I'm bouncing back. I'm slowly crawling back. You…
Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled
Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at…
Prince Harry Thinks Pippa Middleton Is A Foxy Filly
You thought royal mania had died down. You thought wrong. Apparently Prince Harry calls Pippa Middleton "Foxy Filly." Scintillating. All this and more will be revealed in a TV special called Crazy About Pippa, which airs next week on TLC. You know, the freakshow network. As one reporter points out: "Since Pippa…
The Men In Elizabeth Taylor's Life
Elizabeth Taylor was the first tabloid star, with fans and haters alike all interested in her love life perhaps more than her films. With eight marriages to seven different men, her relationships provided a lot of fodder for gossips. She supposedly married so many times due to her personal motto on romance being,…
Playing The "Who Wore It Best" Game
It's probably to be expected that at a brand-focused event like "UK Style By French Connection Celebrates Lexington Social House Launch" two people should wear the same dress. But two double-takes? It was a jungle in there.
Celebs Are Psyched About Today's Date
Today in Tweet Beat, for some reason celebrities seem to find it completely amazing that today is 1/11/11.
Talib Kweli Wants More Ladies
Today in Tweet Beat, Talib Kweli is pro-woman, Demi and Ashton jump for joy in Egypt and someone made a cake inspired by Coco's butt cleavage.
Dancing With The Stars Is A War Zone!
So what happened in the tweetosphere? Well, some people got literary. Some got hungry. And Nicole Richie found that great minds think alike.

