Nicki Minaj arrives at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards. Goddamn.

Welcome to Shade Court, where Judge Brown is in absolutely no mood for your bullshit.

The next time one of Nicki Minaj’s photos appears on your Instagram feed, click to view all the comments and scroll through a few pages. Scattered among the instances of “QUEEN” and “nicki i luv u come to iran,” you’ll find plenty of haters saying things like, “ew,” “u look like a ugly horse,” and “u r fat.”

Madame Tussauds is kindly asking you derelicts to stop humping Nicki Minaj’s wax figure.

Robin Thicke’s new video for “Back Together” featuring Nicki Minaj is here and it’s… better than the song? Let’s all agree that “Back Together” itself is subpar and sounds like every pop song you’ve ever heard before it. But for such a rough summer filled with madness, this probably the best we’ll get, it’s what we,…

Last night Nicki Minaj seemed to confirm rumors that she was pregnant. “Make some noise for my baby father!” Minaj said as she introduced Meek Mill. Though maybe she wasn’t serious, at the end of the concert, Minaj tweeted a video from the concert:

Meek Mill is still battling Drake even though the Canadian was the clear winner in their war of words last week. On Thursday night, the Philly rapper explained that their beef isn’t just about untreated albums but, of course, Nicki Minaj.

Shade Court is here, the arbiters of shade were queer, get used to it.

Nicki Minaj’s latest Instagram shows her calling out a random bootlegger for selling stolen merchandise for her Pinkprint Tour. In the video, she pulls up to the guy and says, “Can I have a shirt? Where’d you get those shirts, sir?” while four cars of screaming women tell her how much they love her.

It’s a tale as old as time: man meets woman, man marries woman, woman gives birth to their children, man and woman stay together for over a decade, woman gets a job on The Voice, woman loses job on The Voice, man is mostly forgotten by the public apart from the occasional Bush concert or comment about his eternal good…

It’s hot, you’re here, Shade Court is in session—let’s get to this.

After days of anticipation, Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend Meek Mill finally released his Drake diss song, “Wanna Know,” on Thursday night. He could’ve used several more days to tinker with it.

Yesterday I reported that Ben Affleck was dating his former nanny, Christine Ouzounian. Later, Madeleine Davies, my nemesis, shared a statement from Affleck in which he denied the allegations. Well I just want to let Maddie and the rest of you know that the NANNY’S (ALLEGED) FRIEND has SOMETHING TO SAY:

Due to tragic circumstances, Nicki Minaj is not currently a close, personal friend of mine. However, if she was, I would be dragging her to the closest margarita happy hour, sitting her beautiful ass down and serving her this real, harsh talk: Dump Meek Mill.

“Where my bad bitches at?” asked Nicki Minaj, dressed in a gold bra, fringed hotpants, and matching knee boots that made her look like Artemis, Wonder Woman, and Flash Gordon all at once. “Are these niggas treating you right? First of all, you guys got motherfucking nerve; I’m gonna need you all to get on the floor…

Last night, Drake dropped “Charged Up”, the single is a direct response to Meek Mill’s insistence that the Degrassi star of our hearts hires a ghostwriter. Drake never mentions anyone by name (as you do), but some of the lyrics likely reference Meek Mill’s relationship with Nicki Minaj: “No woman ever had me star…

Welcome back to the time-honored tradition of watching celebrities make an asses out of themselves on social media. Thank you social media. I hate you social media.

Ed, Ed, Ed. I know you and Taylor Swift are friends, I know you love going on her friend dates with her and Calvin, and I know you will probably defend her until your dying breath. You’re a really Nice Guy—we get it—but please let your friend handle this situation alone. Be quiet. Don’t comment. Otherwise, you end up…

In today’s Tweet Beat, the bad blood gets...badder, Lea Michele jumps on the #ad bandwagon and Yoko continues to thrive.