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Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay
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Another Day, Another Drama For Samantha And Lindsay |
03/29/09
I watched Twilight last night and found it unintentionally hilarious. Seriously, there was much laughter from my corner.
However, your coincidental hilarity and intense/intensely bad staring did not prevent me from having AWESOME sex dreams about you last night. This confirmation that you shower tells me that we need to be lovers, now.
Get out of my dreams, and into my pants. Love,
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Seeing Chris Brown and Rihanna together on day time TV will make me no less angry at Chris Brown. In fact, If I hear him/Rihanna offer excuses or explanations for his behavior my head may or may not spontaneously combust. Furthermore, Oprah, as a victim of abuse yourself shouldnt you be worrying about ensuring that you do not publicly 'forgive' or appear to forgive his actions, instead of considering the possible rating rake in that a Rihanna/Chris Brown would be.
Please keep Mr. Brown and anyone who wants to make excuses for beating women off my tv. Thank you.
rd2uk
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Now where the fuck is my party trolley?
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I can see the headlines sixty years from now:
"Samantha learned via the neural network implant system that Lindsay is exhibiting scandalous behavior at the Mars-3000x Rest Home for Retired Actresses!
Lindsay likes her stewed UltraPrunes brought to her by a strapping young Martian Quorkniaxl who is an orderly at the rest home--but Samantha is worried that her old flame is getting TOO friendly! Is she gnashing her megatitanium implant dentures over this news? Find out in today's Interplanetary DetritusBag!"
Maybe I'll be dead then. It will be a mercy.
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I hope not. I adore that girl.
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*Sparkles thrown by half naked man may cost extra, prices vary by region.
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*Asshat rumor spreaders (I don't smell!)
*That chick who spilled my Venti London Fog at Starbucks
*Werewolves
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*Sunlight. Damning, all-revealing sunlight.
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*Shampoo
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