Close your eyes and imagine a perfect world. It's free of violence, free of heat waves. Children from all colors of the Crayola multicultural box gather together to play in beautiful meadows filled with flowers. Good deeds are congratulated by puppy-grams and whenever a young female celebrity uses Twitter, her tweet…

Adam Scott was on last night's episode of the Late Show with David Letterman where he told the story of being invited to party with some bros at a dorm on the Caltech campus. Because our boyfriend is nothing if not affable, Scott accepted the invitation, even bringing Nick Offerman along for the ride. Things did not…

In this week's TV roundup, Winter is still coming, Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation and Darryl from The Office argue about sports, Adam Pally sings Madonna and Jeff Goldblum taps it.

In today's Tweet Beat, Nick Offerman loves meat offscreen as well as on, Rachel Maddow says "amazeballs," Alan Cumming and Kristen Chenoweth are having babies and Shaq is uncut.

In this week's TV roundup, we toast the return of Community, the Muppets make the rounds, Jessica Simpson is very pregnant, and Will Ferrell and Nick Offerman get drunk on Today while wearing bathrobes.

A few weeks ago, when Congress held a panel on birth control with no women on it, it didn't seem to make sense that a bunch of men should be making these decisions. But, now Nick Offerman and some of his comedic pals have come together in this Funny or Die video and helped us see that, of course, men should make all…

On last night's Parks & Recreation we got a chance to see the women who raised Ron (one of whom, went on to marry the man. Yeah, it's weird). We already knew that Ron married Tammy 1 and Tammy 2, but last night we met his Mother — who is named Tamara, making her Tammy 3. That's a whole lot of women named Tammy…