Ohio Refuses to Make Nick Lachey Filthy Rich Off of Weed 

Today, Ohio voters went to the polls to decide whether or not the state should legalize medicinal and recreational marijuana use. The Buckeye State was poised to become the fifth state to legalize weed (congratulations Oregon, Alaska, Colorado, Washington, and Washington DC) but alas, it wasn’t to be. Issue 3 was … »11/03/15 11:00pm11/03/15 11:00pm


Jessica Simpson Wasn't Drunk on HSN, 'Slurring is Just Part of Her Personality' 

Last night Jessica Simpson tried to sell her clothing line on HSN and the results were, well, mixed. Many believed that Simpson was drunk, slurring her words and talking about her sister’s grey jeans. Nick Lachey reportedly said he was “embarrassed” for his ex-wife. According to an “insider”: “Nick says Jessica will… »9/19/15 10:30am9/19/15 10:30am

Jessica Simpson Would 'Have a Panic Attack' If She Rewatched Newlyweds

Back in 2003, when the invasion of Iraq had just begun and NO ONE knew how the Harry Potter books would end, MTV bestowed a terrible gift upon a very desperate world. Newlyweds—one of the first reality shows to follow celebrities rather than normies—hit the airwaves, allowing us all a precious look inside pop stars … »9/10/15 8:00pm9/10/15 8:00pm

Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’

During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in… »7/09/13 9:00am7/09/13 9:00am

Nick Lachey Made a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Jessica Simpson's Dad

The oft-rumored gaiety of flaxen-haired show dad Joe Simpson got a signal boost last night from Simpson's former son-in-law Nick Lachey. While promoting a new 98 Degrees album on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Lachey quipped: “The best thing about not having Joe Simpson anymore as a father-in-law is I don’t… »5/13/13 8:00pm5/13/13 8:00pm

Suri Cruise's Clothing Line Is Our Fearsome New Reality

Now that Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise have been away from the Xenu madness and securely ensconced in the filthy bosom of Manhattan for some time, the 7-year-old child can go about having a totally normal childhood. Which now involves ghost-designing a fashion line that's worth more than Reese Witherspoon's new property »5/11/13 11:30am5/11/13 11:30am

Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up

After three years of dating, Vampire Diaries' onscreen and real-life couple Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. But TV's low-key equivalent of K-Stew and R-Patz will stay civil on the show because — quoth a source — they're "consummate professionals," and "will continue to work together and remain best… »5/09/13 9:00am5/09/13 9:00am

Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted To Islam, I Guess

As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a Qatari-born retail billionaire / And I'll convert to Islam. Sure enough, rumor has it that Jackson has retired from show business for good and adopted the religion of her husband Wissam al-Mana, who she… »4/20/13 11:30am4/20/13 11:30am

Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours… »12/28/12 9:00am12/28/12 9:00am

Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2

Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The… »10/18/12 9:00am10/18/12 9:00am

Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool

In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the… »10/11/12 9:00am10/11/12 9:00am

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris Humphries

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… »6/21/12 9:00am6/21/12 9:00am