Nick Jonas apparently has a lot of gay fans, and he recently gave a whole lot of them a surprise striptease at the New York gay club BPM.

In today's Tweet Beat, Patrick Stewart discovers the pains of treading through a muddy field as girls in flower crowns and the men that love them pop Molly, Josh Duhamel gets a wonderful or terrible gift—depending on how you look at it and Nick Jonas plays coy.

Friends, be advised: Nick Jonas is an R&B singer now. Let that sink in. He's coming for Justin Timberlake's audience.

I'm pretty sure that celebrities who have to take a million (estimated) pictures have probably perfected their expressions, but it's cool to see what it looks like when all the photos are linked together creating a gif collage (is this a thing or did I just make it up?) of the same expression against different…

Ugh, you know that feeling of parental discomfort you get when the people you used to babysit slowly grow into adults and start expressing themselves as sexual beings and you can't really handle it because you still see them as teeny-tiny kids? (Just me?) That's exactly how I feel while watching this trailer for …

Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her rep confirms. "They're very happy... they haven't chosen a date for the wedding." After faking us out numerous times this past year with non-nuptial diamond rings, her actual engagement ring is "a…

Here's what the stars were doing this week as they turned the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

Smarm machine Simon Cowell is allegedly having his first kid with his close friend Andrew Silverman's wife Lauren Silverman, a Jennifer-Garner-looking New York socialite who is reportedly about 10 weeks along.

PALM SPRINGS, CA - APRIL 13: (L-R) Musician Joe Jonas, model Alessandra Ambrosio, actress AnnaSophia Robb, and musician Nick Jonas attend the FIJI Water At Lacoste L!VE Coachella Desert Pool Party on April 13, 2013 in Palm Springs, California. (Photo by Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images for FIJI)

Say goodbye to sadsacky-turned-sexier Zuckerbergian Charlie, Marnie's (Allison Williams') chewtoy on Girls (have you guys even heard of this show? Because like NOBODY talks about it). Actor Christopher Abbott and the Prince mustache he sports in his downtime have "abruptly" departed from the HBO show shortly after …

Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she shouldnnnn't have to go to rehab until after Coachellaaaaa, that would be SOOO unfaiiiiiir! — is spending her last few days of freedom hanging out with her boyfriend, musician Avi Snow (Says Snow…

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on…

The rumblings around the castle are ominous this week: the now-infamous Prince Harry Naked Bear Hug-Gate photos are only the tip of the iceberg, say Vegas sources, and the royal media will soon have to contend with "something pretty gigantic" (LOLOLOL pun). It appears that there's actually video of the Prince partying…

Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before Lopez's 43rd birthday party. She's been "frustrated" and "short-tempered" with Smart since the incident, but is also "the…

Though it had initially seemed that Robert Pattinson was packing up his U-Haul and skedaddling from the home he shares/ed with Kristen Stewart, a new report indicates the exact opposite of that scenario is happening even as we calmly scroll through the internets for salacious gossip — R-Patz has in fact demanded that…

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 10: Nick Jonas and John Stamos attend the 66th Annual Tony Awards at The Plaza Hotel on June 10, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images)

Today in romantic, porn star Alex Torres — aka Voodoo – claims Lindsay Lohan paid him for sex and that the gruesome twosome went at it while her dear daddy Michael Lohan slumbered upstairs. Though this should be taken with a pinch of salt, and possibly a roofie, the sky-diving porn enthusiast [NSFW] insisted it was…

Thus far, 2012 has looked somewhat promising for the survival of love (Snooki's engaged, after all). But now we have news which promises to kill our faith in marriage for eternity: 90210's Jennie Garth and Twilight's Peter Facinelli are calling it quits after 11 years of marriage.

• Lindsay Lohan had a surprise visitor in jail yesterday: ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Should we be hoping for a reunion? [NYDN]

• Breaking: Katy Perry kissed a girl. [TMZ]
• Also! Katy Perry bought her mom a facelift. Katy's dad says: