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    Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys

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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    11/26/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    I dunno, Sarah Palin. Those Swedes look awfully free to me.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Can I just take this opportunity to declare Justin Bieber a hilarious little weener? "One Time" has become my go-to song whilst drunk, and when friends ask me what's up on the phone I regularly answer "Playing video games with Ryan." OMJB (apparently this is a thing that actual tweenage people say).
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Hannah Montana is not real at all. For one thing, she is a fictional character, for another she's lying to her entire school about who she is (ie the rock star?)
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Aw, Jonas Brother, you're so deep and poetical. We didn't see the rest of his ode:

    Food cannot be chewed
    Math is hard
    My heart is like an empty bag of M&Ms
    Show me your boobs.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    I have some kind of Sarah Palin-induced Tourettes. I read and hear her and I have all of these intelligent, well thought out ideas and arguments in my brain, but all that comes out of my mouth is "Shut up, Sarah Palin" or some more obscenity-laced version thereof.

    I don't understand where this need to have the "best" country comes from. Can't there be a group of awesome countries that work together to do awesome things? Or is that too socialist?
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    11/25/09

    @vulcanized: But then nobody gets to WIN! Winning is crucial to, um, our megalomania. Or something.
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    11/25/09

    @vulcanized: this reminds me of the David Sedaris story where he moves to France: he mentions that it's been so ingrained in our psyche that "America is #1!" that he was actually shocked to hear the French refer to their nation as "the greatest country on earth." as he put it: no one grows up being taught "we're #2!" :)

    (this was in NO way defending s.p. or any of her asinine comments:)
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Oh thank goodness. You know, I woke up this morning and didn't know where Stephanie Pratt was and I totally panicked. I was off-kilter all day wondering if she was in rehab. Phew. Glad that's put to rest.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Tori's son sounds like my kind of people.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Lisa Rinna is my kind of people!
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    Image of CrazyLegsMeg CrazyLegsMeg
    11/25/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: My boyfriend and I ran into her at the gas station a while back and she was a complete sweetheart.

    Stars - they're just like us!
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    11/25/09

    @CrazyLegsMeg: Yo, she was on Days of Our Lives. She's permanently on my awesome list.

    #tips
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Oh, man, that Jonas tweet is probably the dumbest I've seen yet. I can't even sugar coat it; it's just straight-up dumb. Were it anyone else, I'd assume they were trying to be witty, but I doubt that's the case.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    I know it's Twitter, but I want to launch a punctuation intervention against Sarah Palin. Immediately. Sign up sheet is posted on the door. Who is with me?
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    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    11/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I'll bring my copy of The Elements of Style
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    11/25/09

    @frankie22: Welcome aboard. Chicago Manual anyone? Team work people!!
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    11/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: No grown person should write in textspeak. EVER. Much less someone who plans to run for a major government office. Consider me in.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    10/29/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Wow, poor Hailey. Does it get any more textbook? Her abuser makes HER responsible for his emotional well-being. That way 1) she's trapped by her own guilt 2) he can justify treating her however he likes because she asked for it because she made him mad/crazy/scared/upset/you name it.

    Run for it girl. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Don't potheads say smoking seeds makes men infertile? 'Cause I'm seeing a little bright side here... #haileyglassman
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    10/29/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Hailey's parents: if you've got any sway over her whatsoever. This is what we call a cry for help. It's not normally on national television, but in any case-- listen to your daughter and get her out of this toxic relationship. Offer her support and a place to stay away from the media while she recovers. She'll thank you one day. #haileyglassman
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    Image of Wibbles Wibbles
    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Why does everything people do needs to be attracted to their gender?

    "Mantrums"? MANTRUMS? He's throwing a conniption. Being an immature adult male has nothing to do with that, as I can personally attest. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Wibbles: Agreed. Tantrums are not female. #haileyglassman
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    10/29/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I saw it more as a comparison to tantrum which happen to toddlers. Child, man. Tantrum, Mantrum. #haileyglassman
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    10/29/09

    @Kali Mama: That didn't even occur to me. I agree that would be less offensive, but in the world of "meggings" and "mannys" I suspect a gendered meaning. #haileyglassman
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    50 Cent says, "I buy diamonds on a very regular basis, but now I am selling my old stuff before I get something new. These are times when you learn about the value of money."

    I doubt that 50 understands where the fuck his diamonds are coming from. It is shockingly shitty to see Americans continue to fuel one of the most fucked up commodities. He might as well have been talking about heroin in terms of the negative effects his consumption is having on the countries where that fucking "bling" is dug out of the ground. Shit head. #haileyglassman
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    Image of w33kdays w33kdays
    10/28/09

    @Trulymadlyme: That's why I've told my boyfriend if he wants to buy me anything nice, let it be lab grade diamonds. Plus I'm a huge nerd, so I'd think it was super cool. #haileyglassman
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    10/29/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Jokes on him. Let him see the resale value for diamonds. #haileyglassman
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    Image of Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde
    10/29/09

    @Trulymadlyme: I don't get why you specifically refer to Americans? I mean I know Fiddy is American but are we just particularly ravenous diamond consumers?

    @w33kdays: There are two ways to make lab diamonds to the best of my knowledge. The first is to simulate enormous amounts of heat and pressure in diamond making down in the earth. The second (and cooler) way is to assemble them like the crystal grow kits for kids, one molecule at a time from vapor in the air.

    Diamond infused air. It's what Donald Trump wishes would be tousling his orange mullet at all times. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: I used the word Americans because the term "bling" is uniquely American. But yes, the diamond market is fueled by idiots everywhere. #haileyglassman
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