PALM SPRINGS, CA - APRIL 13: (L-R) Musician Joe Jonas, model Alessandra Ambrosio, actress AnnaSophia Robb, and musician Nick Jonas attend the FIJI Water At Lacoste L!VE Coachella Desert Pool Party on April 13, 2013 in Palm Springs, California. (Photo by Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images for FIJI)
The One Hot Guy on Girls Quits Because He Can't Stand Lena Dunham
Say goodbye to sadsacky-turned-sexier Zuckerbergian Charlie, Marnie's (Allison Williams') chewtoy on Girls (have you guys even heard of this show? Because like NOBODY talks about it). Actor Christopher Abbott and the Prince mustache he sports in his downtime have "abruptly" departed from the HBO show shortly after Lena…
Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan Bond During Paparazzi Bitchfest
Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she shouldnnnn't have to go to rehab until after Coachellaaaaa, that would be SOOO unfaiiiiiir! — is spending her last few days of freedom hanging out with her boyfriend, musician Avi Snow (Says Snow…
Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting
Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on children's'…
Prince Harry's Royal Peen Caught on Video!
The rumblings around the castle are ominous this week: the now-infamous Prince Harry Naked Bear Hug-Gate photos are only the tip of the iceberg, say Vegas sources, and the royal media will soon have to contend with "something pretty gigantic" (LOLOLOL pun). It appears that there's actually video of the Prince partying…
J. Lo and Casper Try to Ignore the Glory Hole-Shaped Elephant in The…
Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before Lopez's 43rd birthday party. She's been "frustrated" and "short-tempered" with Smart since the incident, but is also "the kind of…
Kristen Stewart Is Moving Out, Leaving Robert Pattinson Free to Become …
Though it had initially seemed that Robert Pattinson was packing up his U-Haul and skedaddling from the home he shares/ed with Kristen Stewart, a new report indicates the exact opposite of that scenario is happening even as we calmly scroll through the internets for salacious gossip — R-Patz has in fact demanded that…
Nick Jonas and John Stamos: Separated at Birth?
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 10: Nick Jonas and John Stamos attend the 66th Annual Tony Awards at The Plaza Hotel on June 10, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images)
The Romantic Tale of How Lindsay Lohan Paid a Porn Star for Sex While…
Today in romantic, porn star Alex Torres — aka Voodoo – claims Lindsay Lohan paid him for sex and that the gruesome twosome went at it while her dear daddy Michael Lohan slumbered upstairs. Though this should be taken with a pinch of salt, and possibly a roofie, the sky-diving porn enthusiast [NSFW] insisted it was the …
