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Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny… » 11/08/12 9:00am 11/08/12 9:00am

Melissa McCarthy Is Hella Positive About Weight, Life

In which Melissa McCarthy, undoubtedly for the umpteeth time, is asked about her weight and how she feels about it: "Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds… » 11/07/12 9:00am 11/07/12 9:00am

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of…

Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for she and Conor Kennedy are no more. Apparently the two "quietly parted ways awhile ago" and "it was a distance thing."… » 10/26/12 9:00am 10/26/12 9:00am

Uh Oh, Bobbi Kristina Brown Is Actually Engaged to Her Brother

We've all wished and hoped and prayed it would not come to this, but it seems even a collective scream of "Nooooo!" from all of humanity was not enough to stop Bobbi Kristina Brown from getting engaged to her "adopted brother" Nick Gordon. We've been hearing rumors of their coupling and giving the side eye to their… » 3/16/12 8:00pm 3/16/12 8:00pm

Sexual Black Widow Michelle Obama Catches George Clooney in her…

A special report by British investigative powerhouse the Daily Mirror lifts the lid on Michelle Obama's proclivity towards surrounding herself by handsome famous men – the First Lady ensnaring George Clooney and other sexy luminaries under the pretext of a formal dinner at The White House. Though guests believed they… » 3/15/12 9:00am 3/15/12 9:00am

Sacha Baron Cohen Receives Go-Ahead to Fuck with Celebs at Oscars (Kind…

When Academy Awards officials told Sacha Baron Cohen that he was only welcome on the red carpet if he behaved like a nominee for Hugo, not like Admiral General Aladeen, the fictional fascist he plays in his upcoming movie, The Dictator, how many of us actually believed Cohen would listen, especially after he filmed a… » 2/25/12 11:04am 2/25/12 11:04am