Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, has given birth to a baby girl, according to reports.

• Miranda Kerr was photographed nude at six and a half months pregnant by Patrick Demarchelier. She told W magazine she realized she was knocked up the day she shot her Jil Sander campaign. Full pic below. [Fashionologie]

Nicholas Sarkozy is making bizarre claims that "Anglo-Saxon financiers" are spreading rumors about his infidelity to destroy France, but the really unusual thing about the scandal is Carla Bruni's role in it.

Former French Justice Minister Rachida Dati may have been spreading nasty rumors about Nicholas Sarkozy's marriage to Carla Bruni. So Sarkozy took away her bodyguards, and her cell phone. Yes, France is apparently governed by eight-year-olds.

• A paparazzo called the police today to report that Jesse James vandalized his car. Jesse told the cops the man has been stalking him, then he and the photographer put each other under citizen's arrest.

• Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 says she and Jon may be through. "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says.

If we could go to Nicholas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni's awesomely French personal trainer, we might actually exercise. Or at least smoke and listen to her talk!

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French President Nicholas Sarkozy raised the ire of some of his female cabinet members recently when he presented them, along with their male colleagues, with gray silk ties. The ties, a gift to celebrate France's EU presidency, were described as "yet more proof of male chauvinism in the political class" by

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