Sunday Sign Off: Carnival Season in Nice Is Bananas

The Catholic Church may have introduced a lot of not-so-awesome traditions, but give credit where credit is (partially) due: Carnival season is the best time of year. If you don't live in a place that will take part in the pre-Lenten debauchery, sucks for you. If you do live in such a place, congratulations and enjoy… » 2/16/14 6:30pm 2/16/14 6:30pm

Woman's Angry Note to Bike Thief Catches Attention of Good Samaritan

Here is a heart-warming tale of how writing a very angry letter and taping it to a public amenity can restore your faith in the good of society. Some horrible bike thief stole the $700 bike of Olgi Freyre, a 19-year-old part-time student in Chicago, while she was at work, just trying to support herself. » 10/31/13 6:00pm 10/31/13 6:00pm

Why I Love My Bitchy Resting Face

Along with millions of other women, I suffer from an unfortunate, incurable condition. Living with it means that even though 97% of the time, I am not sad, angry, menopausal, or constipated, my face sends out a noticeable F-U-C-K-Y-O-U vibe. Yes, I have Chronic Bitch Face, and as a result, strangers think I'm a sad,… » 6/21/13 3:00pm 6/21/13 3:00pm

Stop Being Nice All the Time and Start Embracing Your Inner Bitch

Do you think you should let that male coworker take the last donut? No. Absolutely not. Don't let him have it right away, anyhow. Grab that donut and rub it all over your titties — you're establishing your territory. Give it back to your male coworker, then thump your chest like a gorilla and maybe flick him off. » 5/14/13 1:40pm 5/14/13 1:40pm