So what, exactly, was "Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011's kick off with Chrysler Celebrating 'The Fighter' held at the District on Sunset"? Not positive. But it was star-studded — like, Mirren and Butler and Adams-studded — and the clothes? Aces.

Today in a very special Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates us, thinks we're ignorant hypocrites, but will pray for us. Plus, Nicole Richie incurs the wrath of Ice-T, and Spencer Pratt claims Audrina Patridge's tits are from Tijuana.

The 7th Annual Global Green USA Pre-Oscar Party, at Avalon Hollywood, may or may not have done anything for the environment. But everyone from Slash to Serena Williams to Jessica Alba to Mel B looked like they had a blast:

Kimberly Brooks' 'The Stylist Project' is a series of oil portraits of, yes, stylists. The exhibition, hosted by Vanity Fair and Dior at L.A.'s LeadAPRON, brought out many of the fashionable elite - impeccably styled, of course.

• Want to smell like Reese Witherspoon? Well, now you can, thanks to her new perfume, In Bloom. I mean, really: it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? [DailyExpress]

• Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]

• Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:

• Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]

• Susan Boyle was "comforted" by psychiatrists before the Britian's Got Talent finale. Then she lost. [Daily Mail]
• Paramedics and police were called to help a "spaced-out" Susan Boyle through a hotel lobby early Sunday. [NY Daily News, NY Post]
• Now? Susan Boyle is in a mental hospital: