Investment Banker Proves Dating Is Getting Ever More Crappy

"Lauren" met "Mike" one night at the New York Philharmonic. Little is known about the exact nature of their interaction during their one date — though Lauren described it as "HORRIFIC" — but afterwards, Mike sent Lauren a 1605-word email reproach-cum-Jeremiad-cum-plea for a second date. It's now making the rounds,… » 12/07/11 4:35pm 12/07/11 4:35pm

Barry Coasts Through Another Debate Victory

Today US Weekly began circulating this and other sensitive photos in a bid to have American supermarket tabloid readers believe Barry Hussein is just like US. And it appears to be working! Even (former) Ku Klux Klansman David Duke is not bothered by Barack Hussein, except, you know, the whole fact that he is a Jew… » 2/27/08 10:00am 2/27/08 10:00am

North Korea Plays Host to Historic Visit From Miley Cyrus

Okay not really but! Everyone's favorite dictatorship is in the news today! (And: literally, nothing else is in the news today.) So the New York Philharmonic is playing Pyongyang. This is up there with the Altamont Speedway maybe. Will it be as wild? Are the liquor laws tough in North Korea? Is it really "just a… » 2/26/08 10:00am 2/26/08 10:00am