"[I] Know I Have Let You Down...You Deserve Better Results"

Sad news, folks. Yesterday afternoon — after many years of loyalty, hundreds of hours of my attentions, passion, support, and love, and thousands of dollars spent helping him live comfortably — I broke up with my main man Willie. His crime? He just didn't fucking try hard enough. Some of you will take issue with my… » 10/01/07 7:00pm 10/01/07 7:00pm