January Glamour offers lots of tips for surviving til 2011, which readers will really appreciate — if they're complete boneheads.

The first 2009 installment of GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle e-newsletter, is out today, and Gwynnie has started out the new year by pointing out that your butt is too big.

2008 is finally coming to an end, and just like every year, we will watch it go with a strange mix of bewilderment, sadness, elation, and relief, wondering what 2009 has in store for us.

There are two periods of the year that I absolutely hate: late December and mid-March, the two points in each year where the world decides we all want, need, and probably should lose some weight.

Well! Some of you got downright persnickety at the idea that we would ask for a kinder, gentler Jezebel. But when we posted earlier this week asking for more civility and fewer Mean Girls-type snipes about female celebrities in the comments — we were also warning ourselves! We're in this too! But we never said to stop…

Maybe you don't notice, but, unlike the female-helmed celebrity rags, we take special care not to criticize the weight, wrinkles or cellulite of the women we feature. (Of course, their fashions, not to mention their actions, are fair game). Thing is, many of our readers don't notice this fact, or, more disturbingly,…