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    Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina

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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/10/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    I exposed my ass to my boss today. It was fabulous. Damn static cling and tights and chairs that leave my dress above my ass!
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    Could someone who has actually read this issue explain to me why I might put popcorn in my box in the first place?
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    12/09/09

    @jenrobe: Because then you'd have a box of popcorn.

    (Sorry, I had to!)
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    12/09/09

    @jenivere: Ooooh I'm gonna... damn. Now I want popcorn. This is so unfair.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    "Yeah, I'll take a large bottle of SmartWater, a hot dog with cheez whiz, 2 boxes of Whoppers, a medium popcorn with extra butter in a cup on the side, a box of condoms, and some plastic gloves. Actually it's a Clooney movie, make that a large popcorn. [wink]"
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    Image of rhadaway rhadaway
    12/09/09

    @Steverino Begins: Bottle of Old Harper's...
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/09/09

    @rhadaway: That is my most favorite movie reference ever.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    Unfortunately the OB/Gyn forgot to list "Glenn Beck" as stupid shit she has pulled out of a vagina.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    True, TMI story: one time my boyfriend and I got really stoned and started putting food up my vag just to have him eat it out (literally). The list of insertions included mint chocolate chip ice cream, chunky peanut butter, pop rocks, and honey. We also tried -- successfully -- for him to smoke out of it.

    Clearly, I need to read more Glamour.
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    12/09/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: whoa danger danger, sugar of any sort up your hoo-ha is an invitation to yeast infection city.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    12/09/09

    @Alohamaid: I didn't know that, but I will say it didn't happen for me... I rarely get yeast infections, though.
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    Image of bookling bookling
    12/09/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: Okay, I'm cringing at the thought of any of these things near my vagina (because of the yeast infection factor), but I admit I'm really curious about how the smoking thing worked.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    12/09/09

    @bookling: [www.urbandictionary.com]
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    But without popcorn, how will I decorate my Hanukkah bush?
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    Image of mypsychoticself mypsychoticself
    12/09/09

    @prettycool: You don't use gelt to decorate your bush?
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    Image of TheSweetOldEtcetera TheSweetOldEtcetera
    12/09/09

    @prettycool: Well played, Shakespeare.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/09/09

    @prettycool: This is the first Hannukah Bush joke I've heard this year. Yay!
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    Image of KalamataInterrobang KalamataInterrobang
    12/09/09

    @pesematology: ME TOOOOO!! double yay!
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/10/09

    @KalamataInterrobang: Wow that's also the first interrobang I've seen in a while. Good work, Jezebel
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    Image of KalamataInterrobang KalamataInterrobang
    12/10/09

    @pesematology: Well I'm a graphic designer so I think interrobangs are fabulous haha.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    Pro-Tip: When enjoying whipped cream in the bedroom, always shower soon afterward. Otherwise, you will awake smelling like sour babyshit.
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    Image of the zeeba is galápagosing it up! the zeeba is galápagosing it up!
    12/09/09

    @Jack_Burton: I can back this up.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    Wait. What? Who puts Orville Reddenbacher in their Who-ha?
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    Image of LazyHippo LazyHippo
    12/09/09

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Mrs. Reddenbacher.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/09/09

    @LazyHippo: Hey-O!
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    To be fair, the popcorn thing in the magazine was an example of dumb things an OBGYN has had to pull out of her patients. It was in a sex article as a response to a question about using food while having sex, and the OBGYN had examples of stupid shit people have done.

    It wasn't Glamour saying "Ladies, here's a tip: Do not put popcorn in your vagina!"
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    12/09/09

    @Newsgirl: Do: Bananas (with peel), meats on a stick, carrots. DON'T: popcorn, rock candy, pudding, beef stew.
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    Image of Anna N. Anna N.
    12/09/09

    @Newsgirl: Actually, it is formulated as a tip. The gyno says: "Also, refrain from inserting edibles such as grapes, candy, or popcorn." Then she adds, "I've had to remove such things from hysterical patients."
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    Image of queenofspiders queenofspiders
    12/09/09

    @Anna N.: Would it be wrong to make a joke about "hysterical" patients, under the circumstances?
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    12/09/09

    @Anna N.: I still think the popcorn example was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but that's just me.
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    Image of Being pecked to death by a chicken Being pecked to death by a chicken
    12/09/09

    @rixatrix: Is cake a do or a don't?
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    Image of snobographer snobographer
    12/09/09

    @rixatrix: Yogurt would be a do. Fleischman's yeast packets would be a don't.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    12/09/09

    @Being pecked to death by a chicken: PIE.
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    12/09/09

    @rixatrix: Does a whole slab of gyro meat count??
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    Image of Being pecked to death by a chicken Being pecked to death by a chicken
    12/09/09

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Oh brother! I know because of the holiday season your feeling all superior about your team what with all the pumpkin and pecan and apple offerings. But you really should just simmer down now ;)
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    12/09/09

    @Being pecked to death by a chicken: Pussies prefer pie.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/09/09

    @Anna N.: Wait, what's wrong with grapes?
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    Image of erinna erinna
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    You might laugh about the popcorn in your vagina, but it could happen! One time, I put several raisins so far up my nose I had to be taken to the ER to have them removed!! (Ok, I was 3, but still, it happens!!)
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    I... I'm trying to think of a way you could have pulled the popcorn thing out of context for comedic effect, but I cannot for the life of me think of a legitimate context for offering that advise.
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    12/09/09

    @Dodgergirl: They did pull it out of context. An OBGYN responded to a question in a sex article about using food during sex - and said OBG had examples of dumb things she's pulled out of patients before.
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    Image of Anna N. Anna N.
    12/09/09

    @Newsgirl: See above. The ob/gyn offers the advice "Also, refrain from inserting edibles such as grapes, candy, or popcorn." She adds that she's removed "such things" from vaginas before. It's in response to the question, "I like playing with food during sex. Is that safe?"
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    12/09/09

    @Anna N.: Yep. Basically what I said. Examples of dumb things she's pulled from vaginas. I guess it's all perspective, though.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    Oh Glamour, you coy minx. You say you don't me to show my ass, but then you're pushing the see-through dresses and pantless fashion. I know a hint when I see one.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    Now you tell me not to expose my buttcheeks? After I already put in an order for the hoodie thong?
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    Image of Booksaretoo Booksaretoo
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    How else am I supposed to sneak that box of Cracker Jacks into the movie theater?
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    12/09/09

    @Booksaretoo: With a prize inside every box!
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth is changing her name! JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    I have nothing at all against SJP, but... isn't that outfit a little young for her?
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    12/09/09

    @JerkoftheMonth: That outfit is a little young for my 18 year old cousin.
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    12/09/09

    @JerkoftheMonth: I didn't think so, but I am fashion ignorant.
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