Lindsay Accuses Justin Of Cheating; Billy William Joel, Wife, Call It Quits

• Justin Timberlake was supposedly caught cheating on Jessica Biel... by Lindsay Lohan. Linds happened to be at a nightclub in New York and spotted a very drunk Justin holding hands and kissing another woman. She snapped a picture and Tweeted:

Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson

• Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]

Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy

• Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:

Get On The Floor And Do The New Kids Dance!

[New York, May 8. Image via INFDaily.]

Amy Winehouse: "I Won't Let Blake Divorce Me"

• Amy Winehouse is going to have her fun and her husband too: "“While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it," the singer says. [TheSun]

Lindsay's Moving Out; Drew And Cameron Are On The Outs

• Lindsay Lohan says her relationship with Samantha Ronson is still going strong. So strong, that she's moving out of their house. [Perez Hilton]

Joey McIntyre Has A New Kid On The _________

[Los Angeles, December 29. Image via Bauer-Griffin]