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Boot Camp Helps Men Prepare To Be Fathers
Jerry O'Connell Has Two Left Feet
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Jerry O'Connell Has Two Left Feet |
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They don't do this in his family. They never stop doing this in my family. Gonna be an interesting hybrid raising this kid.
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You'll clean up a lot of shit.
But the things that last forever...are your dear new kids.
Camp Imapapa, we hold you in esteem.
And when dads think about you, it makes them wanna scream!
(It's 'Let's work together as a team'. Now get it right or lose your wife!)
Now you will spend a lifetime as the greatest dads there are.
All because of Imapapa, down the hall from the ER.
Camp Imapapa, we hold you as the tops.
And when dads think about you, it makes you better pops!
Think Imapapa, speak Imapapa, live Imapapa! Yeah!
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(Although I can't be too mad. My dad used to carry me around by the waist of my pants - like the doggies with the harnesses. I thought it was fun.)
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-How long until it's old enough to crawl to the fridge and get me a beer?
-Which end is up?
-How much will it poop? Do I have to clean up the poop?
-How much does it cost?
-What kind of trade-in value do you think I can get?
-What do you mean it's illegal to trade in a baby?
-Can I leave yet? The Man Show is on in 10 minutes.
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Also, calling it "boot camp" is funny/weird because it sounds like their trying to "dude it up" and it reminds me of where Maury sends out-of-control teens.
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Right now, I'm utilizing the lessons I've learned in No Babies 101.
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Can we use a different word, plz?
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Also, I'm not a big jewelry person (the most expensive jewelry I own is a pair of $100 pearl earrings) and don't have some sort of Tiffany engagement ring in mind for myself one of these days...but $21.40 ain't gonna cut it.
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