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    Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?

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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Life of Brian also voted funniest movie of all time by Scullymurphy.
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    Image of BritneyCanadaWhore BritneyCanadaWhore
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    I can't wait to find out how Jay Z's shoulder got so dirty. Hopefully one of the 99 chapters will be devoted to that.
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Also, calling Ryan Reynolds 'RyRen' hurts me, physically.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    That sucks for Lucy Liu. It doesn't matter how old you are, you still want your parents to be supportive and proud of you & your choices.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Oh, Mary Louise Parker. You don't need a man to open jars! You just need the corner of a yoga mat. Seriously. It's life-changing.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    07/10/09

    @lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: I have this wedge with teeth tool that I call the Little Brother that I had to buy when I moved out of the house. It works wonders.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    07/10/09

    @lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: Or you just put the pointy bit of a knife under the edge of the jar lid until you hear the "pop" letting you know it's no longer airtight, and the lid unscrews easily.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/10/09

    @lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: Or you just thump the back edge of a butter knife along the top, all the way around the rim, and it pops off easily! Jezebels: Not Afraid to be Servicey!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Alright, new rule: if your name is Joe and you have a child in show business, GTFO!!!
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    07/10/09

    @CollegeCamel: What does GTFO mean? I like it, I just can't put it together....
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    07/10/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: It means "get the fuck out."
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Life of Brian is the most controversial film of all time? People, stop taking part in these surveys - you are all individuals. You are all different.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Why is Jamie Foxx such a jerk? Just about everything he says/does sets my teeth on edge-- making sexually inappropriate comments towards a teenage Miley Cyrus, offering AJ a bottle of champagne to celebrate going to rehab, harassing Rihanna, the list just goes on and on. Sorry Jamie, you are not a comedian; you are a bully.
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    Image of kim_c_hammer kim_c_hammer
    07/10/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Has his last name always had two X's? I'm assuming it has, but I think I never noticed it/it never bothered me until recently. The double X thing just makes him seem so..."shock jock"-esque.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/10/09

    @kim_c_hammer: I do believe he always spelled it with two x's. However, it is a stage name. His real name is Eric Marlon Bishop. According to IMDB, he started to use Jamie Foxx because it could be a woman's name, and women get better mic times on open mic nights in comedy clubs (which is news to me).
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    Image of alouette alouette
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Poor Lady GaGa, no wonder she never wears pants.
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    Image of MediumMac MediumMac
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    I really don't understand how Lady Gaga can be broke. She has to be saving a lot of money given that she doesn't buy pants!
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    Image of alouette alouette
    07/10/09

    @MediumMac: OH MAN I MISSED IT BY A MINUTE! You win.
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    Image of MediumMac MediumMac
    07/10/09

    @alouette: Ah, yes, but you saved me from Tier 2 obscurity.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    MLP, DAMN lady, I want your secrets. I wanna look that amazing when I am 45.
    I do take issue with that note to the menz tho' as some of them gots some short attention spans, I don't know that they'll make it all the way through. Unless they are this guy.

    http://tinyurl.com/kvshv2
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    Image of pupsnpies pupsnpies
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Grr..learning new editing tool..I'm confused by ML Parker's decisions about getting nude. She's more comfortable getting nude to bake a pie for the men of Esquire than for an integral scene for her show? Obviously, it's a personal choice that only she has the right to make, but I would definitely feel more comfortable knowing my nudity is for storytelling than just for publicity.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    07/10/09

    @pupsnpies: Yeah, I know what you mean. It seems like there's more of a "point" to the nudity if it's part of a show or story, but YMMV. Then again, maybe it's about being nude in front of people you know vs. people you don't. Like, after the Esquire thing, she's done with those people, but on the show, she's coming back to work day after day and seeing them again.
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    Image of Laines Laines
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    Please help a gossiply challenged person - is MJ's third child seriously named "Blanket?" I thought it was a mean-spirited nickname but I've seen him called that everywhere.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @Laines: I think his first son is Prince Michael and his second son is Prince Michael II, but goes by the name Blanket.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    07/10/09

    @Laines: His real name is Prince Michael II, I believe. The older brother is Prince Michael I, so some nicknames are in order.
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    Image of Wibbles Wibbles
    07/10/09

    @Laines: It's his nickname, like my parents called me Wib when I was a kid. His legal name is Prince Michael II.
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    Image of Laines Laines
    07/10/09

    @BabyJane & Triphena: Is that what his family calls him? Sorry, I'm nosy that way. He needs to reclaim his name. Deuce. Mickey - I like that one because I imagine it would tick-off Grandpa Joe.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @Laines: Yes, the family calls him Blanket.

    I'm fond of "Deuce" though and I am hoping he takes your suggestion.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    07/10/09

    @BabyJane: I like that idea too. I believe Will Smith's oldest son is named "William Smith III" but goes by "Trey".
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @Breamworthy: I think he's safe picking just about any nickname, although "Number Two" might not be my first choice.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    07/10/09

    @BabyJane: It might be mine. Or Toosie. I like that one.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    07/10/09

    @Breamworthy: I've always liked "Trip" for a III. It's just so 80's Country Club.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    07/10/09

    @Triphena: Are you the third person in your commenter family named hena???
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    "All that is to say: I was so fucking nuts, I agreed to make Gigli. Can you believe that? Gigli."
    — Ben Affleck, on his high-profile relationship with Jennifer Lopez.
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    Image of Laines Laines
    07/10/09

    @GeorgeFayne: I look forward to his late-life, truly honest interviews. "Man, I was so high."
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    07/10/09

    In reply to Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
    I am going to start using that phrase in everything I write, faux real!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @dreamweave: In my case, faux pas might be more appropriate.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/10/09

    @dreamweave: I've been using that phrase fauxever.
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Faux sure.
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