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    Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare

    Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"

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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    Per JcPenney, I'm going to say I'm totally fur free. I'm also against eating fish eggs, so no high-end caviar, and because I'm eco-conscious, I'll make a stand and not buy myself any more cars or use private jets. My social awareness score is skyrocketing.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    "Ever since Anna Wintour adopted Adele as her new fashion protégée, we've been secretly fantasising about how their styling sessions might have gone. 'Go on, Anna - get a hot dog down you,' we'd mused Adele might have scoffed."


    I clicked on the link to read the Adele article and it was annoying, to say the least. Jezebel spoils me into forgetting that some other publications really don't have the ingenuity to imagine women having conversations about anything BUT weight. I'd be more stabby, but it's St. Patrick's Day, and I'm giving myself and everyone else a little leeway....

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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    My predicition: Coach will cut prices 30% but things will STILL need to be marked down. Yay for 30% off at the Coach outlet 6 months from now!
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    03/17/09

    @vamusical: Right?? There's a Coach outlet near my parents' house. Hell yes.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    hey look Peta! An animal rights organization doing something calmly and rationally. negotiating with a company that might make a difference on a large level. huh. betcha thought that couldn't be done.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    "...(slightly raise your eyebrows, widen your eyes, drop your bottom lip, purse your mouth like you're about to say something nice)"

    i just tried this out at home, and my dog looked at me, got up and went to lie down somewhere else. I guess i need more practice.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/17/09

    @margareita metermaid: I'm pretty sure I just looked like this:


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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    03/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): THAT is fucking adorable. I'd ask you out in a hot second! (and i'd make you wear a little propeller beanie during our romantic dinner)
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/17/09

    @margareita metermaid: Oh, baby. You had me at propeller.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): First and only time a picture of a fish has caused me to audibly SQUEE.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    The Juicy mannequin was even more unappealing than I thought, with the face covered. WTF, teen brand?
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    Image of water baby water baby
    03/17/09

    @DangerMouse: Well it is Juicy Couture...
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    Juicy Couture? Bish, plz. When I put the saddle on my husband I only wear Chanel.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    Tyson, forget the texting and let's get to the sexin'
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    People say models look angry. I say anyone wearing a neutral expression always looks about 30% more sullen in a still photograph than they do live;


    Yes! I always look pissy! I am not, I'm just neutral!

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    In the absence of a facial expression, I look sad. Angry could be preferable--fewer men on the street asking, "What's wrong, baby?"
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/17/09

    @DangerMouse: I look like I could cut a bitch. It's bizarre as all hell.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/17/09

    In reply to Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
    So excited about Jil Sander for Uniqlo!
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    Nice try, John Mayer. But you will NEVER out-Kanye Kanye.
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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    In my mind, the blind item catfight went down between Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell. Tyra heard Naomi was starting a new reality show called USA's New Super Tall Chick, and, feeling threatened, she tried to tear poor Naomi's extensions out using only her Magnum eye glare and pout. When that failed, she rolled up her sheer sleeves, unbuttoned her leather vest, pulled off her 6-inch wedge heels and went at it, old-school style. Naomi was almost down for the count when Karl Kaiserroll Lagerfeld looked past his chilled wine cooler and decided it was time to step in.


    Gamely pulling the girls apart with a brute strength that seemed unmatched with his sleek, boyish figure, he intoned:


    "Dear kerchief puppets, don't zoom about so, for the moon's pupils dilate every time a moddle cries harikari, and for true are your maudlin, Vicodin-laced puddingcups too delectable and drink-up-able for such hamburgler-esque hanky-panky. Also, every oompa-loompa in the ionosphere is invited up to my suite tonight. Ole!"

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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    I think LiLo looks pretty. But then again, I'm a sucker for all things gold-toned and sparkly.


    On the downside, maybe they should have picked someone with a less checkered past to pose with druggy eyes. Just sayin'.

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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"
    She's posing as if the excessive eye makeup has made it impossible to hold her head up.
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