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    Everyone Wants A Piece Of Michael; Christina Hendricks Will Wear Herrera At Wedding

    J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie

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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    09/08/09

    In reply to Everyone Wants A Piece Of Michael; Christina Hendricks Will Wear Herrera At Wedding
    Oh Ed Hardy designer, you're the classiest! I can't wait 'til it all blows up in your face, catches on fire then is encircled by women riding pink tigers.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    09/08/09

    In reply to Everyone Wants A Piece Of Michael; Christina Hendricks Will Wear Herrera At Wedding
    I saw (500) Days of Summer this weekend, and did not realize until I saw the InStyle wedding issue at the store yesterday that Christina Hendricks is marrying the guy who played McKenzie in the movie. So in my mind, I'm picturing the "Are you a lesbian?" guy with Joan Holloway. Even though I know that isn't right. But good for them.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    09/08/09

    In reply to Everyone Wants A Piece Of Michael; Christina Hendricks Will Wear Herrera At Wedding
    Don't take fashion seriously? Because insanely awesome and carefully cultivated street fashion just happens.

    My Jenna crush, solidified!

    She has her own paper cups, because "I'm so into monogramming. I'm doing it on everything right now."

    Gena*, let me introduce you to reusable cups. They can be monogrammed too!!

    I have to just say, as a corporate retail bitch, I am so not looking forward to this Q4. You will find me curled in the corner with a bottle of wine, sucking my thumb by October 31st. Promise.

    * Er......Gela. WTF kind of name is that anyhow?
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    Image of missdona missdona
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    Oooh. Now I kinda wish that I didn't sell my Project Runway Nick Verreos barbie on ebay for way too much money. Now she could have a smackdown with the Heidi Barbie.


    [projectrunway.auction.seenon.com]

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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    Any thoughts on the Sea of Shoes styles? To me (no fashion expert), they look like they've been done and like they'd hurt. Meh.


    What I'd love to see (from anyone) is more styles that make comfort less dowdy. Taryn Rose started something, and I wish more designers would run with it. I don't want to have to pick between comfort and style.** Or am I dreaming?


    **Guess which one wins?

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/24/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Amen.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    I was always of the opinion that Jennifer Lopez could have been a great actress, if she concentrated on acting, and not on designing ugly clothes and making bland, generic Top 40 music. Instead she spread herself out way too thin; she is not really great at any one thing, and everybody is sick of her.
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    Image of thelawschooldropout thelawschooldropout
    06/24/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh no, she's terrible at acting, too. Selena is the one outlier. Everything else--awful. Need I remind you of The Wedding Planner? Made in Manhattan? Gigli?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/24/09

    @thelawschooldropout: I disagree. She was very good in Selena and Out of Sight-- both of which came out before she tried to be a jack of all trades. All the movies you mentioned are after the clothing lines and albums. When you try to do everything under the sun, something is going to give.
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    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    06/24/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I agree. I think she would have been offered better roles if she hadn't done her music career.


    That said, I secretly love several of her songs. Don't tell anyone.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/24/09

    @JessaFields: Your secret is safe with me.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    I can't understand "Sweetface" when we all know it's actually "Sexyface". I mean I can't even look at her without a banner popping up in my mind that says OMGSEXXXXYFACE MY FACE WANTS TO SEXXX YOU.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    Angelina, we know. Black, nude, grey. Drapy, long, sexy.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    Tough times for velour track suits, man.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    That Jennifer Lopez outfit is more of what I envisioned would happen when Alice drank the "drink me" potion. I mean, her clothes wouldn't get bigger, too!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    In that picture JLo is asking us, "What are the dates of these alleged tardies?!"
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/24/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: "But Mr Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave! I had to haul ass to the ladies room."


    Just watched it a few weeks ago. Still awesome.

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    06/24/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: You are killing me with my favorite movie references this morning! As if!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/24/09

    @stacyinbean: I love Josh!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/24/09

    In reply to J.Lo Closes Clothing Line; Heidi Klum Gets Own Barbie
    If that picture is any example, I can't believe that JLo's clothing line was unsuccessful. How else am I to achieve sexy-face-blow-up-doll-trampy-becrinolined-business-suit look now??
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    Image of NicoleItchy NicoleItchy
    06/15/09

    In reply to Calvin Klein Models Too Sexy For Their Pants; Demi's Daughter Exploited By Bazaar?
    Geezus people, just stop wearing fur. Regardless of where it comes from, what it is or what animal it's "in" to kill this year ... it's never ever good.


    It's especially disturbing to me that all these young designers are jumping on the fur bandwagon now too: Jason Wu, etc. Can't we just get over it already?

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    Image of labeled labeled
    06/15/09

    @NicoleItchy: I completely echo your sentiment. I'm not a peta person, I'm not going to go throw paint on anyone, or whatever they did in the 80's, but really, I'm just tired by the idea that we can't get fucking relevant.


    I mean, just get over it already. To me, it's no different than using fluorescent light bulbs - the old style is over, it's done, and there's no reason to hang on.

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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    06/15/09

    In reply to Calvin Klein Models Too Sexy For Their Pants; Demi's Daughter Exploited By Bazaar?
    Charivari always seemed like one of those "too cool to go in" places when I was young and learning about fashion. But I summoned up the nerve once and they were very nice to me -- I'm sure they knew I couldn't buy anything.
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    Image of SweetIo SweetIo
    06/15/09

    In reply to Calvin Klein Models Too Sexy For Their Pants; Demi's Daughter Exploited By Bazaar?
    Nothing says "patriotism!" like a shirt made by workers in another country who earn 23 cents an hour.
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