She Who Dances has bought herself this $172,000 home in Maricopa, AZ, which she paid for with cash (possibly in a briefcase). It's 3,900 square feet and has 5 bedrooms for Bristol to not have sex in.
Our moms had Martha to make them feel inadequate. But we have a whole new generation of perfection which is rapidly proliferating online. Let's call them the Marthettes.