"Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."
This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
@KATE!: I don't frequent TMZ, but somebody linked over there recently and if you listen to the interview with the guy who received the video, it sounds like they had a cyber-thing going and only really spent a few days in physical proximity. #carrieprejean
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
You've got to HAND it to Carrie, she really grabs onto the expression and RUBS it for all its worth: you need to love yourself before someone else can love you #carrieprejean
Whoa, eight sex tapes? That's really dedication to filming sex. So, I ask, would it be a kink, a fetish, or some who just really, really wants to be on TV? #carrieprejean
As an enormous Fawlty Towers fan, I just can't forgive Russel for making fun of Manuel. Manuel got it enough from Basil, he doesn't need it from you too, Russel. #carrieprejean
#4 was phenomenal..."Good thing she don't get paid for thinking"....if a statement can be said to describe Ne Ne, that would be it. #realhousewivesofatlantaseason2...
@prismatism: This week, my french teacher (who has a very thick accent) tried to explain to one of her students what a bidet is: "It like a shower for your private parts." #jongosselinballoonboy
"tardy for the party" was used on Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 1 – Aired: 7/11/2001
I was laying around watching the DVD's and this episode came on and I did a double take when Brian said it. She didn't coin the phrase, Seth Macfarlane did. #jongosselinballoonboy
11/14/09
This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
11/13/09
11/13/09
i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean
11/14/09
11/13/09
11/13/09
when she thinks about her
she touches herself.... #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Gonna use my arms,
Gonna use my legs,
Gonna use my style,
Gonna use my sidestep,
Gonna use my fingers,
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
11/13/09
11/13/09
*head explodes* #carrieprejean
11/13/09
11/13/09
11/13/09
No, no. Not on dos trays. Uno, dos, tres. #carrieprejean
11/13/09
11/13/09
11/13/09
11/13/09
So.... Why not subpeona Tom? What good is she? When's her book out? #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Thanks for the catchphrase, Russell! #carrieprejean
10/26/09
10/26/09
10/24/09
10/23/09
He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing.
I discussed my wicked bling,
but not on Larry King.
Bridesmaids always come with 'em,
but they also gotta get some with 'em.
Courtney Cox said menstruation,
for the first time in our nation.
Al Reynolds is still gay,
He gotta come out one day.
Tyra Banks got diarrhea,
But it went up? ... I got no idea.
Judy's got some suggestions,
"DON'T ANSWER 'UMM' TO MY QUESTIONS!"
Jon Gosselin don't need no dermabrasion,
His skin is perfect - he's an asian.
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He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing. #jongosselinballoonboy
10/23/09
I love Tyra's description of what a colonic is, she's five years old and it's great. I love her.
Judge Judy is a guru. #jongosselinballoonboy
10/23/09
10/23/09
"tardy for the party" was used on Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 1 – Aired: 7/11/2001
I was laying around watching the DVD's and this episode came on and I did a double take when Brian said it. She didn't coin the phrase, Seth Macfarlane did. #jongosselinballoonboy