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    Image of RubyBegonia RubyBegonia
    10/26/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I hate that I even know this, but I believe Pauly Shore also had a colonic on his reality show. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    10/26/09

    @RubyBegonia: I love that you know this. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Real Housewives At War; Reunion Show Sneek Peak & Gossip
    #4 was phenomenal..."Good thing she don't get paid for thinking"....if a statement can be said to describe Ne Ne, that would be it. #realhousewivesofatlantaseason2reunion
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment radrider82 was starred radrider82 was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Kim's Next Rap (Courtesy of 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week)

    He gave me a ring,
    but it didn't mean a thing.
    I discussed my wicked bling,
    but not on Larry King.

    Bridesmaids always come with 'em,
    but they also gotta get some with 'em.
    Courtney Cox said menstruation,
    for the first time in our nation.

    Al Reynolds is still gay,
    He gotta come out one day.
    Tyra Banks got diarrhea,
    But it went up? ... I got no idea.

    Judy's got some suggestions,
    "DON'T ANSWER 'UMM' TO MY QUESTIONS!"
    Jon Gosselin don't need no dermabrasion,
    His skin is perfect - he's an asian.

    Begin Chorus:
    He gave me a ring,
    but it didn't mean a thing. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    If my wasted face were the same as Kim's, I'd be wasted all the time. My wasted face looks like a shaved Santa Clause.

    I love Tyra's description of what a colonic is, she's five years old and it's great. I love her.

    Judge Judy is a guru. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment prismatism was starred prismatism was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @prismatism: This week, my french teacher (who has a very thick accent) tried to explain to one of her students what a bidet is: "It like a shower for your private parts." #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of Stacy Davis Stacy Davis
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    FYI:

    "tardy for the party" was used on Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 1 – Aired: 7/11/2001

    I was laying around watching the DVD's and this episode came on and I did a double take when Brian said it. She didn't coin the phrase, Seth Macfarlane did. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Is Larry King flamenco dancing there? Impressive. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    But one great clip thats missing is from divorce court and a couple was getting divorced because she treated her dog better than her husband. Much of the show went like this, "Grace ann ate his t bone cause he was late coming home" or "I love my precious baby of course I had her strapped in a car seat, cause my last dog jumped out the window.

    Made my day. Sorry that I cant find the clip. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of HighSchoolFearleader HighSchoolFearleader
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I'm pretty sure there's actually been quite a few televised colonics. I can remember one on Jackass, and one on the Simple Life when Paris and Nicole were camp counselors (don't judge me). Does Tyra also think she brought rock n' roll to the United States? That she invented the internet? That she was the first person to ever model clothes? One thing we can attribute to her for sure is SMIZING. We'll always have SMIZE. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    cirocco promoted this comment HighSchoolFearleader was starred HighSchoolFearleader was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @HighSchoolFearleader: I remember the Jackass one, too! The whole cast gathered around the machine's porthole to watch Johnny Knoxville's excrement float by. Tyra said that this was the first live televised colonic, though, and those other shows were taped, so I guess that's where the innovation is. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    10/23/09

    @cirocco: Fuck it! We'll do it live!

    Agh old meme explosion. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    10/23/09

    @cirocco: Someone should inform Tyra that not all firsts are worthy of celebration. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of heliotrollop heliotrollop
    10/23/09

    In reply to Real Housewives At War; Reunion Show Sneek Peak & Gossip
    Look at the air they got over that shark! #realhousewivesofatlantaseason2reunion
     Reply
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/23/09

    In reply to Real Housewives At War; Reunion Show Sneek Peak & Gossip
    If 'there are bigger things to worry about' than the feelings of his children, why does Kim worry about such superficial things as wigs for her hair loss or her spat with NeNe? Aren't there bigger things that she can worry about instead? #realhousewivesofatlantaseason2reunion
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    Image of hughman hughman
    10/23/09

    In reply to Real Housewives At War; Reunion Show Sneek Peak & Gossip
    this sure is a lot of drama over what is basically a crappy "song" (no blame on Kandi who comes off as Mozart with what and who she had to work with). #realhousewivesofatlantaseason2reunion
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    Image of boxingoctopus should be dissertating boxingoctopus should be dissertating
    10/23/09

    In reply to Real Housewives At War; Reunion Show Sneek Peak & Gossip
    Is it just me or is Kandi the only person approximating a class act on this show? I haven't watched much of it, but what little I've seen suggests that she would really rather not be put in the middle of Narcissistic NeNe and $12K/month wig-habit Kim. #realhousewivesofatlantaseason2reunion
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Real Housewives At War; Reunion Show Sneek Peak & Gossip
    it's a sad state of affairs when someone says "shes mad about tardy for the party" and i know what they mean #realhousewivesofatlantaseason2reunion
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    10/23/09

    In reply to Real Housewives At War; Reunion Show Sneek Peak & Gossip
    Is Kim aware of her overuse of the word "aware"? I guess it sounds better than "disapprove," since that word could be interchangeable in this context. #realhousewivesofatlantaseason2reunion
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    Image of kookla kookla
    10/22/09

    In reply to NeNe Leakes Tears Michael Lohan A New One On The Insider
    Looks like The Insider is stealing this new "showdown" premise from Jerry Springer. #michaellohanneneleakes
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