In today's Tweet Beat, Cher Lloyd looks like shit, Neil Patrick Harris has a new project and Seth Meyers has a great attitude about wedding presents.

CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother is less than a week away from its big series finale. Fans are distraught and none more so than Billy Eichner, a man who — lucky for us — isn't exactly known for his stoicism/ability to keep his feelings to himself.

Get into it: RuPaul's Drag Race Season Six begins airing next month, and this new trailer is sickening, hunty.

You know what's really fucked up about the opening number Neil Patrick Harris performed when he last hosted the Emmys? His TiVo joke was totally relevant. The times — oh how they change. Be sure to watch TV's super-fun award show tonight, when the bell tolls 8:00 pm in the East.

Charismatic as always, Neil Patrick Harris stopped by Conan last night to promote How I Met Your Mother and his upcoming, highly anticipated role in the Broadway version of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Neil, Andy and Conan talked extensively about the difficulties of getting into drag — wiener taping, eyebrow waxing…

Wow. Yikes. Okey dokey. Well. Yes. When asked about Angelina Jolie's decision to undergo a preventive double mastectomy, Melissa Etheridge, who also carries the BRCA gene (and got breast cancer from it) says she definitely wouldn't call it a "brave choice." Because people should really think about granola bars and…

While it is hardly the first time Kate Moss's tater tots come out and say 'sup y'all, her hairstylist leaked that he just wrapped Moss's nude shoot for the January issue of Playboy next year — the same month as her 40th birthday. It's also Playboy's 60th anniversary.

In his opening number at the Tony Awards last night, Neil Patrick Harris sang at a lightning-quick clip, danced in a slim-fitting tuxedo, did some physical comedy with Mike Tyson and LITERALLY jumped through a hoop. It was a dazzling, hyperkinetic, hilarious spectacle, and as one YouTube commenter states, "NPH…

Today in smart decisions that actors make, Matthew McConaughey, long known for going big or going home (to play shirtless bongos) lost close to 50 damn pounds to play a dying AIDS patient in his new film Dallas Buyers Club. Weight wasn't the only thing McConaughey lost — apparently his vision started to go out, too.

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to…

Bet you did Nazi this coming! Publicists/the fates diced and soaked locally-sourced ingredients for a gazpacho of Internet greatness when Justin Bieber stopped by Amsterdam's Anne Frank House on his European tour. He wrote in the museum guestbook:

Cathy's Kids, the charity Lamar Odom founded in honor on his mother to "help underprivileged kids and raise money for cancer research", has raised over 2.2 million dollars. Excellent news! The not so excellent news? Not a single penny of that money has gone to underprivileged kids or to fight cancer.

Yo, Helen Mirren! Can I watch you have a cognac and take notes on how to be a woman? K thanks. During her speech after receiving her Legend Award at the Empire Movie Awards last night, Mirren drew attention to fellow award recipient Sam Mendes' sausage-fest of thank yous and inspirations. (Specifically: PT Anderson,…

Sandra Bullock and Neil Patrick Harris get slimed as they present the award for favorite movie actress at the 26th annual Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday, March 23, 2013, in Los Angeles. (Photo by John Shearer/Invision/AP)

From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside," we now have a full-fledged attack on Mila Kunis' choice of loungewear when she steps out for a coffee or whatever:

Because Kanye West is Kanye West, it is absolutely unsurprising that he would tell the 5,000+ crowd at Atlantic City's Revel Resort about the impending Kimyelet without Kim Kardashian's knowledge, let alone her approval. The two hadn't discussed when they would tell the public, and Kim wanted to wait until she…

It was a Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog reunion on the second episode of Neil Patrick Harris and the Nerdist's webseries Neil's Puppet Dreams when Nathan Fillion stopped by not as Captain Hammer, but as Neil's physician. In the future, let's save ourselves the trouble and pair these two up for everything.

Is it that weird to assume that Neil Patrick Harris dreams in puppet? Of course, it's not. We also assume that he snores cotton candy, expels glitter from his fingertips and can make anyone happy just by whispering "NPH" into their ear. Sadly, they're not making a webseries about any of that other stuff yet, but…