Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Make Whopping $300K Off Wedding Photos

"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to describe their hella expensive Italian wedding (soup), even though not everyone was as happy (N*Sync was excluded from the 100-person guest list; they are "are pretty upset about it").…
Jonah Hill Saw A Woman In Labor on a Park Bench And Tried To Instagram Her Afterbirth
Sometimes "news" really just means "a conflagration of bizarre, seemingly-unrelated events that would seem more appropriate in a P.T. Anderson movie than they do in actual life," and this is one of those times. A woman went into the late stages of labor on a park bench in New York, and the paramedics were already on…
Debbie Gibson Reunites With "Lost In Your Eyes" Video Boyfriend
Today in Tweet Beat, Debbie Gibson takes a trip down memory lane. Plus, celebs seemed obsessed with Oprah's big family secret.
Michael & Lindsay Lohan's Dramz On Twitter; Amanda Palmer's News
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan and her father go at it in a public forum, while other celebs are busy playing April Fool's jokes. And Amanda Palmer has news for us.
Jane Fonda Loves Kelly Cutrone
Today in Tweet Beat, while some celebs pick fights with one another on Twitter (like Lindsay Lohan and George Lopez), Jane Fonda and Kelly Cutrone focus on their mutual admiration for each other.
Tyra Wants Suggestions; Snooki Is Hanging With Michael Cera
Today in Tweet Beat, Tyra wants to pick your brain for her evil plans, Snooki and Michael Cera are fist pumping, and Macy Gray uses weed to cure menstrual cramps.
Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan says (via Kate Major) that this Twitter account is fake (but we're not really buying that), Martha Stewart keeps posting pictures of gross stuff, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to Twitter from maternity leave.
Bill's Business Connections, Right-Wing Wackos Still Dominating The Day
Almost two years ago, former staffer Moe Tkacik (now at True/Slant and Clusterstock) created Crappy Hour, in which participants opined on everything from Britney, to baseball, the Clintons, and oral sex. Some things have changed, but many stayed the same.
Live, From New York: It's Michael Phelps
- Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. Um, swimming skits? Will you watch if he's not bare-chested? Just asking. [Yahoo News]
- Lindsay Lohan responds to the stuff her dad's been saying: "He's out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love." […
