1983 John Stamos Loves a Neet GirlMadeleine Davies2/21/12 10:30pm26EditPromoteGo to permalink In 1983, years before he would become Uncle Jesse, John Stamos was shilling Neet hair remover. Look at that floppy hair! Look at that mug! What girl could resist young Stamos' campaign to ban the razor? And do you think he still loves a Neet girl?