• After almost getting divorced, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in marital blissland and preparing to renew their marriage vows. They've been through so much together! Isn't their ability to forget the past kind of inspiring?

• While out celebrating during his stag party, Russell Brand decided it might be fun to crash a wedding, much to the happy couple's dismay.

Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King struggles with one of life's big mysteries, Kylie Minogue has the best shoes, and Beverly Hills is giving the Kardashians the key to the city.

• While discussing her Barbra Streisand photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar on Live With Regis & Kelly today, Jennifer Aniston said, "Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!" Now disability advocates are trashing Jen.

• Yet another celebrity split: Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette are set to divorce after four years of marriage. The two had previously separated and later reconciled in 2009. [People]

Today in Tweet Beat, Lil Wayne is Tweeting remotely, while Q-Tip is sorta biting Kanye's Tweet style, and sorta failing at it.

• Jennifer Aniston is promoting her new film, The Switch — formerly titled The Baster (since her character gets pregnant via turkey baster) — and has some shocking news to report:

• Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot last week in Hawaii, and we're just hearing about it now.

• Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of Architectural Digest following the 2½ year overhaul of her home. But even though the mag is not a tabloid, it emphasizes Aniston's single status:

• Donald Trump is calling for people to boycott Kanye West due to "Swift-gate," "so this kind of thing doesn't happen again." He says, "He couldn't care less about Beyonce. It was grandstanding to get attention." From one who'd know. [TMZ]

• Charlize Theron has nabbed the September cover of a slimmed-down Vogue. The issue counts only 584 pages, compared with the 840 pages of Sienna Miller's 2007 issue. Theron last made the cover in October 2007. [TFS]

• Chris Brown tried to sit next to Mariah Carey during a private reception after Michael Jackson's memorial. She quickly informed him that she would rather he sit at another table. [Perez Hilton]

• Ne-Yo, who worked with both Rihanna and Chris Brown, says the former "says she's fine." He says the picture of Rihanna "really hurt me to my heart, man." But he's not taking sides.

BET Honors 2008 was held Saturday night at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C., and to our amazement, Tyra Banks, of all people, offered some of the most inspiring words of the evening: