Tom Cruise's Girlfriend Search Described as a 'Hush-Hush Mission' that…

That's what high-ranking Scientologists reportedly told Nazanin Boniadi when they initially approached her about auditioning to date Tom Cruise. Great point, honchos. I know I can't sleep at night knowing that a rich and famous movie star doesn't have a fake girlfriend to snuggle.
The screwball rom-com unfolded… » 9/07/12 8:00pm 9/07/12 8:00pm

Paul Haggis Confirms That the Church of Scientology Tried to Pygmalion …

When vivisecting matters as delicate as the Church of Scientology's uncompromising quest to make Tom Cruise as happy as a house cat in a classic six full of lightly trickling faucets, it's best to call on some expert testimony, and who better to provide such testimony than Scientology apostate Paul Haggis? (Nobody's… » 9/04/12 10:00am 9/04/12 10:00am

The Church of Scientology May Have Tried to Turn an Iranian Actress…

When extraterrestrial acting android Tom Cruise split from Nicole Kidman in 2001, the Church of Scientology made every effort to ensure that its most photogenic saint didn't end up marrying some threesome-having, snaggle-toothed, flaxen-haired floozy — church officials were going to orchestrate Cruise's third marriage… » 9/02/12 11:00am 9/02/12 11:00am

Iron Man Premiere: The Bold, The Beautiful, The Jumpsuit On Gwyneth

After a gajillion and a half screenings and press junkets, the Iron Man movie finally had its official premiere last night in Los Angeles. And. Um. How best to phrase this? Well: Gwyneth Paltrow wore a jumpsuit. Yes, a jumpsuit. (See left; larger image after the jump.) Fortunately, the movie's lead, Robert Downey, Jr., … » 5/01/08 10:30am 5/01/08 10:30am