Please, Baby Jesus, Make This Lindsay Lohan/Justin Bieber Bloodfeud Last Forever
Listen, I'm a simple woman. I don't ask for much. All I want on this earth is for this Lindsay Lohan vs. Justin Bieber internet feud to poop weird insults back and forth forever. For-literally-ever. Is that out of line? Here's the latest: Lohan has responded to Bieber's slight (in case you missed it, he basically…
Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana Team Up To Swindle Us All
Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana are pairing up for an action-heist movie called Swindle. The plot is being kept secret, but this report claims the project came out of a desire by Meg and Zoe to do a movie together, which is pretty cool. The dudes in Hollywood team up all the time; the chicks, not as much. I'm picturing…
Lady Gaga Sued for More than Thirty Pieces of Silver Over Judas
- Our Lady of the Gaga's chart-topping but inscrutable hit Judas is a total ripoff of a 1999 song by a singer named Rebecca F. At least that's what Ms. F claims. If you listen to both songs one right after the other, I guess that sound sort of similar, in the same way that every pop song written and sung in the same…
NBC Wants Alec Baldwin To Replace Keith Olbermann
- MSNBC executives are searching for a star to replace Keith Olbermann, who quit abruptly last week, and a network source says Alec Baldwin is at the top of their list.
"Golden Voice" Ted Williams Ditches Rehab
- Ted Williams, the homeless man turned voice actor, left rehab today against his doctors' advice, less than two weeks after he checked in vowing to kick his drug and alcohol addictions.
Lindsay Lohan Vows Her Clubbing Days Are Over
- Lindsay Lohan told friends she's "completely over the club scene" and won't even party sober because it puts her at risk for a relapse. Hopefully this isn't like that time Michael Lohan vowed he'd never speak to the media again.

