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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/24/09

    In reply to Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession
    If it is raining, Christie Brinkley wanders about the house, cradling a cup of Lavender tea, gecko perched on her shoulder, fondling her begonias. Then she reads the newspaper.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    08/24/09

    Does it ever snow where she lives? I'm hoping for whiskey, a mangled crow on her shoulder, while she peruses the Craiglist casual encounters.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    08/24/09

    In reply to Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession
    I imagine the Church of Scientology's uniforms to have a jaunty nautical theme, accented with foreskins of young boys (just as L. Ron would have wanted) and dyed in the tears of delusion.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/24/09


    @Santos L Halper: I imagine them to look like this. Only shorter. Possibly with pointy hats.
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    Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
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