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theysaidwhat
12/29/08

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It's the Nativity Station!
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YourScreenplaySucks
12/29/08

In reply to Lost Nativity Scene
I think I missed an episode. There was a polar bear on Lost?
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Maritsa
12/29/08

@Your Screenplay Sucks: A couple of them. One on the island and one in the desert.
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KrisP
12/29/08

@Your Screenplay Sucks: First season there was a polar bear - they shot it and then pondered its existence. I think it was a creature created by Walt, but it's not really a story line they explored very well. At least, I didn't think it was.
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YourScreenplaySucks
12/29/08

@ : Thanks.This polar bear thing probably happened when I got frustrated with my withholding, occasionally manipulative boyfriend Lost and broke up with him for a couple of months. We have a very stormy, on/off relationship. This next season will be different for us, I swear!
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stoprobbers
12/29/08

@KrisP: The polar bears were kept in the cages that Sawyer and Kate were eventually kept in as well in New Otherton. Fish biscuits and all that.

They were part of the Dharma experiments having to do with climate adaptation. It was actually explored rather thoroughly in seasons 3 and 4 without being explicitly addressed.

As for the one in the desert... that has to do with the Big Wooden Wheel of Awesome.
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hfree
12/29/08

In reply to Lost Nativity Scene
Does this mean that Aaron is the messiah?
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Maritsa
12/29/08

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Aaron, it's me, your Uncle Jack. WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
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wry_bred
12/29/08

@Maritsa: But what about WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...?
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morninggloria
12/29/08

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GUYS! THAT POLAR BEAR IN THE SCARF IS GOING TO EAT THE BABY!
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Snowbunny
12/29/08

@morninggloria: The polar bear is so pumped to do it, too! Look at him with that big shit eating grin just saying "Ima eat that baby and none of these action figures can stop me!"
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cuteasabutton
12/29/08

@morninggloria: Or maybe he brought gifts of Coca-cola?

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The-Simpsons-Rule!!
12/29/08

@Dr.cuteasabutton.who:YOu know what?
I just realized I didnt see one Polar-bear Coke commercial this Holiday!
What is up with that? I dont like coke at all but I sure do love those commercials.
Im sad now.
=(
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/10/08

In reply to Expensive Camels
Who knew the Colbert Christmas was so ingenious with their use of sheep?!
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tscheese
12/10/08

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Man, I thought I'd duck into this thread, and now I really feel like a turkey for missing out on all these puns. I gotta hen it to you ladies--you have me practically bleating with laughter.

I guess you reap what you sow.
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BicSharpie
12/10/08

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A friend of mine was in charge of putting together her Church's nativity scene this year. She actually found a pretty good deal on a camel but the camel lived far away and the church couldn't afford to get the camel towed to them.
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squirrelcop
12/10/08

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Who are the lucky tots that get to play live-action Baby Jebus? Do the Lohans have any that young?
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tscheese
12/10/08

@squirrelcop: I think the Jolie-Pitts are trying to cook up the next Messiah.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/10/08

@squirrelcop: @tscheese: Tom Cruise is sueing to have Suri play Jeebus.
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siandt
12/10/08

In reply to Expensive Camels
What I'm wondering is where you rent a camel from. The zoo? Circus? Specialty camel retailers? What do they do for the rest of the year? Surely there can't be a year-long camel demand in Wisconsin...
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LaComtesse
12/10/08

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I... don't recall a camel in the Bible. Of course, there are two birth stories to choose from, so you'll forgive me if the memory is fuzzy... and that's just in the four Gospels that made the cut, nevermind the many others that are floating about there in the annals of history.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/10/08

@LaComtesse: It's the Gospel of Joseph Cool, 12:1: And thou shalt puff on sticks of carcinogens in the name of Our Lord.
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CollegeCamel
12/10/08

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While not a camel in the technical sense, I will gladly fill their positions for half the price.
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hatepaperdoll
12/10/08

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Cows replacing camels, huh?

Martin: Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?

Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You got to use horses.

Ralph Wiggum: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?

Painter: Usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/10/08

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Mai humps, let me show u them.
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BabyJane
12/10/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Wasn't that a song by the Black Eyed Peas?

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off mai hump.

Mai hump, mai hump, mai hump, mai hump, mai hump,

Mai hump, mai hump, mai hump, mai expensive camel lump
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SisterMaryMartha
12/10/08

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Or how about, we stop doing public recreations of the Nativity?
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PhDork
12/10/08

@SisterMaryMartha: YOUR WAR ON CHRISTMAS (TM) WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
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Kali Mama
12/10/08

@SisterMaryMartha: I read that as public relations and my ragey atheist side was going all like "hell yeah it doesn't need any more promotion anyway"
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