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    Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/06/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    Bummer for the chickens - so does that mean I should get barn-reared eggs instead of free range?
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    My hangover misread this and thought the chickens were exploding due to silicone implants that cause lymphoma. I thought that was funny, laughed my ass off, felt guilty for being insensitive then read the thing correctly. Now I just feel like a hung-over ass who is gonna mix a drink for my headache RIGHT NOW.
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    Image of mama_t mama_t
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    I'm sorry - chickens died because their eggs exploded INSIDE THEM? Wha? What sort of M. Night Shyamalan movie did we stumble into?
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/05/08

    @mama_t: LOL'd!! HA!
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/05/08

    @mama_t: Haaaahahahaha.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    11/06/08

    @mama_t: It's the next movie...first the trees, now the the chickens!
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    Did anyone hear the This American Life last weekend. The woman who got bit by the rabid raccoon(sp?)? Creepy!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    Girl that got raped was smart to drive that POS where he needed to be.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    11/05/08

    @badmutha: Right? She should have then gone on to say it was her car after dropping him off with the cops.
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    11/05/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: Hahah! Perfect!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    That nanny stuff is rough. I'm undocumented so I work 'under the table' as a nanny and healthcare and the like isn't part of the package though I'm fortunate enough to work for kind hearted people who do leave me paid vacation, sick days, etc. and have offered to help when I got violently sick this spring (I said no, it would be suspicious and I'd feel awful taking money).
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/05/08

    @TexasCrude: Have you talked to an immigration attorney? That's what my hubby does, if you're ever interested in talking to someone about your options. We're in Oregon but immigration is federal, so that wouldn't matter. The advice is the same. Just let me know!
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    Jeez -- this is why marathons spook me. "Fox or no fox, hydrophobia or no hydrophobia, I am increasing my mile time by .05 seconds, dammit!"


    And as for Japan's hospitals...can we all agree that the first qualified medical institution to come into contact with a pregnant woman has to help her deliver her baby? Like, no givesies backsies??

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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    God NZ.... just when we're getting a half decent international profile you do something like that. Disgusting.
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    Image of Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203) Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203)
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    that chicken story made me laugh at first (sorry, it's the first thing to make me laugh all day) but then I read the details and it's just another downer :(
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    The image of someone jogging along with a rabid fox chomped on their arm is making me laugh so very inappropriately.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/05/08

    @Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: I know! I mean, why her arm and not her leg? Did he like jump from on high?
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    11/05/08

    @Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: "She said she grabbed the fox by the neck when it went for her leg but it bit her arm.


    The woman wanted the animal tested for rabies so she ran a mile to her car with the fox still biting her arm, then pried it off and tossed it in her trunk and drove to the Prescott hospital."
    Clearly this "jogger" was none other than Wonder Woman.

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/05/08

    @badmutha: Before I read the article, that is EXACTLY what I was wondering. All I could picture was this poor woman, jogging along, when ALL OF A SUDDEN! flying rabid fox ATTACKS! AHH!
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    11/05/08

    @Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: I know. I'm seeing this as a new form of fate I can wish upon those who choose to make waves in Gretchen's World.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    11/05/08

    @Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: Totally. When saturday morning cartoons come to life, you can't help but laugh. It would have been funnier if the fox was clamped onto her butt, though.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/05/08

    @Crabby Cakes is SOLID AS BARACK!: DUDE! Homegirl's got some serious cojones! I'd cry. Because I'm a pansy.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    On that note,


    I am looking for a corner I can go cry in.


    Obama, take me away...

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    Image of Kilotwat Kilotwat
    11/05/08

    In reply to Hot Air Balloons Are Exploding Hens • Silicone Implants Linked To Lymphoma
    Typical man. Falls asleep right after sex. Pfft.
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    Image of R-Star R-Star
    11/05/08

    @Kilotwat: I'm so glad you said that, because it was my first thought but I was concerned it would be too insensitive to say.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/05/08

    @R-Star: So I'll be really insensitive and say I hope he got some cuddling in jail.
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