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Slovenly Muse
04/30/09

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You know what I love? When bad movies quote single words from critical reviews to make the film sound good. Like "The New York Times calls it, '...Astonishing...'" and you just know that the movie was so bad that they couldn't even find a complete sentence to praise it, and the full review probably read "I find it ASTONISHING that anyone would pay money to see this piece of crap."

The ellipse in "effects would be... devastating" really makes me wonder what that whole sentence was. Maybe...

"Were gay marriage to be made legal in all states, the effects would be limited to same-sex couples, and all those predicting devastating consequences would become objects of public ridicule." Or...

"If NOM continues to produce ads such as these, the effects would be howls of uncontrollable laughter from gay-marriage supporters, and a devastating loss for the Preservation of Marriage movement."

Damn, I'm going to be thinking these up all day now.
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Shamrockette
04/30/09

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Politico's Ben Smith notes that NOM paints the scenario as Miss California being "immediately attacked." OMG who would attack a pretty, pretty beauty queen? A bitchy gay blogger, that's who. (Dennis Miller says she was asked harder questions than President Obama fields.)

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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/30/09

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Hi Rightwing,

I hate to break this to you, but we don't like Perez, either. If you can somehow infer that Obama is attacking her, well, then it is war. Because if you attack Obama, then you are attacking Hope and nobody puts Hope in a corner. Until then, yawn.

Sincerely, The Left.

P.S. Arlen says hi.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/30/09

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It is time to make it official. Dennis Miller, you are dead to me. There, I said it.
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queenieinmanhattan
04/30/09

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Puppies and cupcakes? You've calmed me down from the rage inflicted by the dumbest ad ever!

Can we have puppies and cupcakes at the end of every infuriating post? It will do wonders for my mental health.
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returnofthemac
04/30/09

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Majrhoulihan
04/30/09

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Oh Lord, what was coming out of her mouth was so crazy that I only just noticed those earrings.

ZOUNDS! Those are insane.
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Slovenly Muse
04/30/09

@Majrhoulihan: ME TOO! I was so mesmerized by her crazy, crazy words that I missed them! HOLY CRAP THOSE EARRINGS!
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FashionShowAtLunch
04/30/09

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"Brand-spanking new ad"

The only time people like this indulge in spanking:

[www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com]

And then they pretend it's not kinky.
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Majrhoulihan
04/30/09

@FashionShowAtLunch: Oh my God, that stuff is crazy!

The last time I was in a church I spent the whole time looking around thinking, "OK who are the kinky evangelicals?"
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FashionShowAtLunch
04/30/09

@Majrhoulihan:

"However, we will not seek to deny the erotic nature of some CDD marriages as we believe it is a natural consequence of following God's plan. After all, He created eroticism to be enjoyed inside a Christian marriage.

So, only Godly Christians are allowed to be kinky and the rest of us heathens should be having vanilla sex? Or no sex at all?

Does not compute.
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FashionShowAtLunch
04/30/09

@FashionShowAtLunch:

i are bad at tags today.
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
04/30/09

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Can we please just stop hollering about gay marriage altogether? I'm a lesbian, and marriage important to some, I realize, but I'd rather have state/federal protection ensuring that I can't be fired because I'm gay. Weddings are expensive, after all, and where's the scrilla going to come from if you're not employed?
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
04/30/09

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Why must Dennis Miller weigh in? He's become an intensely irritating twit.
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axel_f
04/30/09

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is it even possible to be anti-gay marriage without being a fuckwad? i'm all about having our own opinions, but it seems like these people aren't understanding how their views are actually encroaching on others' RIGHTS.
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vulcanized
04/30/09

@axel_f: I think it might be. I can see a situation where someone who doesn't believe in gay marriage for religious reasons (whatever they may be) understands that there is a difference between religious and secular marriage and so will not protest a change to secular marriage.

I can dream, right?
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
04/30/09

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That Perez clip looks like they randomly took a clip off of You Tube to support their claims that "people" are attacking gay marriage opponents.

I'm really curious to go to their site and read what the "devastating" consequences of gay marriage will be.
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morninggloria
04/30/09

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One of the prerequisites of being Miss California is not going to school and studying real hard and learning about things like history and the constitution and civil rights. The only thing that makes this woman any different than an uneducated redneck with his crack hanging out the back of his Carhart pants, drinking beer on his couch and spending most of his days thinking about trucks and not paying taxes is fake tits, a spray tan, and blonde hair extensions.

Wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy what?
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
04/30/09

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I mean, when your marriage defense cause attracts celebrity spokespeople like this woman, and Marion Barry, I'ma go ahead and call it a bad week: [dcist.com]
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Triana Orpheus
04/30/09

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I, um, don't like her. I think she's a bad person. She sits there and says that she has gay friends and whatnot, and then actively campaigns against those friends' rights. After doing this commercial, she's a prime target for the karmic backlash she's about to go through. I will relish it like delicious cake.
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