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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    Hm, yeah sorry, Leno. You're still creepier than Letterman. Also, kind of a jerk. That bit about "well, I'VE never had sex with an assistant" just came across as sanctimonious.

    Jimmy Fallon, on the other hand...I don't know why he just comes across as endearing, even though his show is painfully bad.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    10/03/09

    @willwriteforfood: Yeah... I didn't see it but the recap here makes it seem like he just said that out of the blue. I read elsewhere that it was a "gag" where after he said it, the drummer from the band walked off in a huff... see... hilarious!
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    I'd rather have sex with David Letterman than watch Jay Leno struggle to make jokes about it.
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    10/03/09

    @Khrushchev: I'd rather have sex with Jimmy Fallon than watch him chuckle awkwardly midway through and then crack himself up at the end of - oh, wait. Same thing.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/03/09

    @Khrushchev: I see what you're going for here, but I would rather be watching Leno monologues in hell sharing popcorn with Hitler then fucking Letterman. gah!! shudder.
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    Image of Laines Laines
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    I can't say my own riot-grrrl feminist tendencies can be boxed into a 'stage.' It's more of a life-long philosophy. I have never betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer. (Yes, it's a silly reference, but that's the morning I'm having.)
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    DexterHaven promoted this comment Edited by Laines at 10/03/09 11:54 AM Laines was starred Laines was unstarred
    Image of DexterHaven DexterHaven
    10/03/09

    @Laines: How can I grow if you won't let me blow?
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    Um, I don't know if Mariah is lying or just not self aware but she is a total diva weirdo. My friend used to work at Chanel in Soho and she used to come in with her assistant. Mariah would tell the assistant something and then the assistant would relay it to my friend. Then my friend would have to reply to the assistant, who would then relay it to Mariah. They were all standing next to each other, as in obviously in earshot. The conversation would continue this way, EVERY TIME, the ENTIRE time. It's the funniest shit ever, but you have to be a loon to do business that way. Maybe she doesn't do it anymore, but I highly doubt it. Lulz.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    You leave Joey's memory alone, you nasty coattail-danglers!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    Katy knows his bad boy reputation but could not resist

    And now I have "Good Girls Go Bad" by Cobra Starship in my head. Great.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    Oh, and does anyone else remember when Christina Milian was just Christina from The Movie Surfers on the Disney Channel?

    Or maybe I'm taking crazy pills.
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    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    As soon as the Letterman story broke, my first thought was Oh great. Another excuse for the media to talk about themselves. THEY LOVE THAT.
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    Image of KeithJ KeithJ
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    I've always wondered why Jay Leno is on TV.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment KeithJ was starred KeithJ was unstarred
    Image of viklane viklane
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    How has Frances Bean not been taken away and put in some kind of alternative care?
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    bluebears promoted this comment viklane was starred viklane was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/03/09

    @viklane: how old is she now? I thought she was of age.
    edit: apparently she's 17. I swear I remember her having a job at a magazine or something...
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    Edited by bluebears at 10/03/09 11:20 AM bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    10/03/09

    @viklane: I think she spent most of her childhood living with her grandma, which is probably what kept her sane. I'm sure that's still an option for her.
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    Frances Bean, come live with me. You can hang with my young friends and I will FEED you and will not write crazy tweets and will let you have some PRIVACY.
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    Edited by cocobanal at 10/03/09 11:03 AM cocobanal was starred cocobanal was unstarred
    Image of Norton Norton
    10/03/09

    In reply to Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again
    Re: Kardashian

    I wish that MY devastating experiences could land me millions of dollars. I could move on a lot better.
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    morninggloria promoted this comment Norton was starred Norton was unstarred
    Image of alexburrito alexburrito
    10/03/09

    @Norton: yeah. My sex tape didn't bring in nearly that much ;)
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    Image of WickedWitchoftheWest loves dough. WickedWitchoftheWest loves dough.
    10/03/09

    @alexburrito: phhhht. I had to pay people to watch mine.
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment WickedWitchoftheWest loves dough. was starred WickedWitchoftheWest loves dough. was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/03/09

    @Norton: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that me doin' it with an ex has been committed to film. I pray to Jesus Luz that the video no longer exists.

    Or maybe not. Maybe I was born to be a famewhore.
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    Image of Norton Norton
    10/03/09

    @morninggloria: Let us pray for all our sex tapes to remain forever secret.
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    Image of ShowOrTell ShowOrTell
    07/22/09

    In reply to SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
    Is there any special reason that Matthew Broderick is rocking the Victorian sailor look?
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    Maritsa promoted this comment ShowOrTell was starred ShowOrTell was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    07/23/09

    @ShowOrTell: It's for a play.
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    Image of kickingthecrap kickingthecrap
    07/22/09

    In reply to SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
    My first thought when I read that Jamie Lee Curtis had copped to her painkiller addiction was "no wonder she's so into the virtues of activia."
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    Image of CatherineSloper CatherineSloper
    07/22/09

    In reply to SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
    Lately I've found that those "body language expert" features the gossip magazines have have truly burrowed into my brain--I find myself automatically analyzing couples' body language, although I give what conclusions I may draw limited credence, at least when they're based on photos. But I see this Broderick/Parker picture and I think, "They look like they're going through the motions! His hand is around her waist but she's not leaning into him! Her body is angled away from him and he's not smiling!"

    But then I feel like a gossiping busybody, and post my thoughts here anyway.
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    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment CatherineSloper was starred CatherineSloper was unstarred
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