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swimmingly
02/16/09

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Blind item: Bobby Flay? As much as I like Stephanie March, it really wouldn't surprise me.
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ohgoodness
02/16/09

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Gotta love Daily Mail commenters. "Another troubled young woman"? Oh yeah. You know how troubled all us tatooed folk are.
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Ailanthus-altissima
02/16/09

@ohgoodness... here come the zombies.: Yeah, I don't care for myself at all. You can tell by my tattoos. I am also not worth dating. This would bother me, but as an assertive woman who is sure of herself, I am hard enough to relate to as is.
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esimene
02/16/09

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That's not a dove on Peaches Geldorf's hip, it's a swallow, isn't it?
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Hiroine Protagonist
02/16/09

@esimene: If it's a swallow then it's got a whole different messge.
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Hiroine Protagonist
02/16/09

@Hiroine Protagonist: * messAge.
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rocknrollunicorn
02/16/09

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Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton spent V-Day together; he gave her an Andy Warhol print of Marilyn Monroe. What do you think she gave him?

I have no idea why I feel the need to defend Paris Hilton... but this is kind of in bad taste. First of all, I always have to wonder how she got that "slut" stigma, as she usually seems to be dating exclusively. Secondly, whether the answer be "herpes" or "blowjob"... I mean, really?

Thirdly, yes, adult people have sex on Vday. I mean, I didn't, because I'm a loner. But other people do, so I hear. If we're taking the view that it's a "gift" from the woman to the man... that's kind of retro, isn't it?

I'm obviously humorless, btw. I am well aware.
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Hana Maru
02/16/09

@rocknrollunicorn: I agree. Girl-on-girl crime is cool around here as long as it's reserved for certain people, like P.H.. You don't have to want to be her BFF to recognize that slut shaming is always bad. It still hurts all women.
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gangey
02/16/09

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Anyone else think Madonna is just fucking with us all by dating a guy named Jesus who is young enough to be her son?
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CrankyOldBroad
02/16/09

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Wow, RJ Wagner, your and Natalie's story can still break my heart after all these years. I remember visiting his dressing room/office at Universal during the Hart to Hart heyday, and his walls were nearly plastered with stunning black and white photos of Natalie and the girls.

I have to have a copy of that biography right away.
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ladyfannyofomaha
02/16/09

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creme egg
02/16/09

@ladyfannyofomaha:

Actually you're just unaware that Vanlentine's Day is the day of the year we all celebrate our iconic Van's sneakers. It coincidentally falls on Valentine's day. Also this is just Jezebel's way of snarkily outing Mandy Moore as a transexual. Lets try and read between the lines before we jump to tired old "bad editing" conclusions!
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Ramseylicious
02/16/09

@ladyfannyofomaha:

Damn it! I always miss the comments before they get disemvoweled. And trying to figure it out just hurts my head.
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hellosunshine
02/16/09

@creme egg: WAH WAH TYPO WAH TANTRUM WAH WAH.

(I'm feeling particularly snarky today :-))
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Raspberry Swirly
02/16/09

@Ramseylicious: Basically it's just whining about minor typos rather than simply emailing the editor and making note of them in a non-assclown way.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
02/16/09

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Death threats, really? I understand that people are frustrated and confused by Suleman, but why would people sit down and take the time to write a death threat, instead of channeling that frustration into something constructive (such as volunteering for an organization that works with disadvantaged youth)? Or you know, not read or watch any more stories about Suleman.
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NefariousNewt
02/16/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Because we are a petulant and peevish lot. There are people still grumbling over John McCain losing the election. Get over it already!
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DangerMouse
02/16/09

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Can you really bring a guy named Jesus to a Jewish-esque religious meeting? REALLY?
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funnyface
02/16/09

@DangerMouse: Supposedly, back in the day Jesus was a common name for Jews. I once read a whole essay about the idea that Jesus was Just an Average Joe. (This was before Joe the Plumber entirely ruined the 'average Joe' thing).
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Raspberry Swirly
02/16/09

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Wait, why is Lily Allen not a feminist? I'm confused.Feminists aren't any of those positive things listed? Whatever.

That's really cute that they married on Valentine's Day. Isn't their daughter's name Valentina? D'aww.

Christian...I'm not speaking to you right now. That statement was a hot mess.
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lalaland13
02/16/09

@Raspberry Swirl: Now with more yruppls!: I know. That was a very shitty thing for Siriano to say. Even if he did recant it almost immediately. Sigh. It's like he's implying that Rihanna is a diva, so it was OK. So, Siriano, you're a diva, right? If you provoke me, can I hit you?

He's mad talented, but he needs to think before he speaks.
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Hana Maru
02/16/09

@Raspberry Swirl: Now with more yruppls!: That was completely shitty of Christian Siriano. I hope the divas who are his clients hold him accountable for that fuckery.
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t-yo3
02/16/09

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Slavery tourism isn't exactly new, thought. There's Goree Island in Senegal (which I visited in 2007) and Elmina in Ghana, both big tourist destinations for African Diasporic people and others interested in the trans-Atlantic slave trade. But I will say that a multi-million dollar slavery memorial and luxury resort sounds rather tacky.
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pinkhungryhippo
02/16/09

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Slavery and the Jackson 5?

"They can visit a replica slave ship to see the conditions Africans suffered, before visiting the world's only museum dedicated to the career of the Jackson Five."

I am so confused. I mean, what goes together like epic tragedy and the Jackson five?
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ritualtheory
02/16/09

@pinkhungryhippo: Epic narcissism and greed?
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
02/16/09

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Should the Miley Cyrus Meltdown Watch commence?
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
02/16/09

@Remedios Varo always aims for the zombie's head.: I thought it already had.
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ritualtheory
02/16/09

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Peaches Geldof has good taste in Nick Cave song lyric tattoos. The location might be slightly unfortunate, however.
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lilbobbytables
02/16/09

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I aggre - I can't say I am a fan of all of Peaches' tattoos, but they are not weird. I was vaugely expecting/hoping for something along the lines of the lizardman. Sigh.
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lilbobbytables
02/16/09

@lilbobbytables: AGREE! The word is agree! Proofreading is your friend, lilbobbytables, proofreading is your friend.
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Hiroine Protagonist
02/16/09

@lilbobbytables: Srsly. Not only are they not weird, they're pretty and tame and even cliched. A dove? A heart? A quote? No offense if anyone here has those tattoes, but those are about as original as something really not original.
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whynotshesaid
02/16/09

@lilbobbytables: Yeah, they aren't weird, they are just kind of ugly and poorly placed.

I say, if you are going to cover big chunks of your body in ink, why not go full-on and get a beautiful piece of multicolored art? Why get tats that look like poke-and-stick work? You've got the money and you don't have to get a real job - why not do it right?

Amy Winehouse, this goes double for you.
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